Written by Pointer

Friday, 15 February 2008

image for British Tell Bush: "Leave London out of your Torture Plans!"
Noble British subjects want no part of Bush inhumanity

The British citizenry has risen en masse to protest US worst President in history, this time for his attempt to use the terror attacks on London as justification for his use of the deplorable torture called waterboarding.

Waterboarding was used during the Roman Catholic Inquisition and was a popular RC torment used against the insurgent Protestant Reformation and the Liberal Anglican movement by the English Catholic establishment.

Placards appeared across John Bull's Island denouncing the Bush arrogant misappropriation of the suffering of the London citizenry: Yankee Doodle Stay Out of London! Torquemada Bush, Nobody Respects the American Inquisition! Waterboard Bush for Genocide! W-The Footprint of the Chicken Hawk!

Protesters are hoping that Bush will read theirs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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