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Funny story: Chris Brown On Alec Baldwin: Whoa! The White Brutha Needs To Get Himself Some Therapy Quick!

Chris Brown On Alec Baldwin: Whoa! The White Brutha Needs To Get Himself Some Therapy Quick!

LOS ANGELES - Alec Baldwin has once again showed America and the world that he is 55 going on 15 as he insulted a pizza employee who cut his pizza into eight pieces instead of six. The man has one of the quickest tempers on both sides of the Missi...

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Funny story: Rihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word

Rihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word

CHICAGO - Word out of the Windy City is that the former talk show queen Oprah Winfrey and Caribbean beauty singer Rihanna are feuding over the use of a certain word. According to LaSabrosa Windwater, with Afro Sheen Magazine, Rihanna said that it...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Devastated At What Her Son Has Turned Into

Justin Bieber's Mom Devastated At What Her Son Has Turned Into

BEVERLY HILLS - Close friends of Justin Bieber's mother Patti Lynn "Dimples" Mallette disclose that they fear that she could end up at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic along with Lindsay Lohan, and Denise Mueller. Ms. Mallette, who is a ver...

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Funny story: Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

BROOKLYN - Rihanna had just left The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after visiting an ex-backup singer who was having her vocal cords aligned. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the fact that her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown h...

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Funny story: Rihanna Finally Admits She Hates Chris Brown

Rihanna Finally Admits She Hates Chris Brown

DETROIT - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that it appears that Rihanna has finally come to her senses. The Caribbean singer confided to Carolina Chipotle with BPT that she has realized that her infatuation with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown is over.

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Funny story: Rihanna Buys An Infamous Nudist Resort

Rihanna Buys An Infamous Nudist Resort

PETALUMA, California - Singer Rihanna, who is not shy when it comes to showing skin, has just announced that she has made an interesting purchase. The Caribbean beauty has just bought The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort in Petaluma. The nudist...

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Funny story: Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

TUCSON - Rihanna was in town as the featured guest speaker at The Annual Battered Women Who Forgive Their Husbands and/or Boyfriends Convention. The Caribbean beauty told the group that she has caught a lot of flack from millions of American women...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Begs Rihanna To Give Him One More Chance

Chris Brown Begs Rihanna To Give Him One More Chance

NEW ORLEANS - Rihanna was in the Big Easy where she performed at The Voodoo Arena on her nationwide Tit For Tat Tour. After the concert she spoke with Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti who is married to Hercules Confetti a writer for Sporting...

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Funny story: California Threatens Spin Doctors

California Threatens Spin Doctors

SACRAMENTO - Dalrymple's Dictionary defines the term spin doctor, as being a public relations individual who is paid big bucks to put a positive spin on anything of a negative nature. According to The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle the term first c...

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Funny story: Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...

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Funny story: Adele Gave Chris Brown A Piece of Her Mind

Adele Gave Chris Brown A Piece of Her Mind

LOS ANGELES - English singer Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, who professionally simply goes by the name Adele, says that she really enjoyed the 55th Annual Grammy Award Show. She quickly added except for one thing. Adele told Carolina Chipotle with Bedr...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Caught in James Dean's Porsche

Chris Brown Caught in James Dean's Porsche

Chris Brown totaled his Porsche while avoiding the girlfriend of Manti Te'o. She was chasing him in the sleigh of Santa Claus with the Tooth Fairy driving like a demon. Brown claimed that she was hand in glove with paparazzi pursuing him on the wa...

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Funny story: Rihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples

Rihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples

CHICAGO - Rihanna and her former boyfriend Chris Brown were recently spotted at the Windy City's infamous Crocked Crocodile Club having a fine old time giggling, laughing, and touching each others privates. Several patrons reported that the pair o...

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Funny story: The Madonna - Rihanna Feud Is Getting Ugly

The Madonna - Rihanna Feud Is Getting Ugly

BROOKLYN - Madonna, 54, was spotted sitting at a table at The Plastered Platypus Lounge with her son, er boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat, 25. She was wearing dark glasses which was unusual since the PP is a very dimly lit establishment. A source close t...

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Funny story: Love Conquers All, By Punching!

Love Conquers All, By Punching!

Rihanna and Chris Brown have been flaunting their new found "Stockholm Syndrome" (her) and "Power trip" (him) all over Twitter. Despite "Chris Browing" somebody now been a euphemism for domestic violence Rihanna has decided it would be fine to allow...

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Funny story: Rihanna and Chris Brown To Tie The Knot

Rihanna and Chris Brown To Tie The Knot

MANHATTAN - In a move that has to go down as one of the most unbelievable of the year, Rihanna has just announced that she and her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown will be getting married on January 1, 2013. Brown who used the Barbadian beauty as a punchi...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Punches Himself in Neck Tattoo at AMA's

Chris Brown Punches Himself in Neck Tattoo at AMA's

Los Angeles, CA - Last night at the American Music Awards, many witnessed a very bizarre scene backstage shortly after the show ended. Chris Brown, notorious for beating up his girlfriend, singer Rihanna, was seen repeatedly punching himself in hi...

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