Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 June 2013

image for Chris Brown On Alec Baldwin: Whoa! The White Brutha Needs To Get Himself Some Therapy Quick!
Vice-President Joe Biden has just nicknamed Alec Baldwin "The Human Piranha."

LOS ANGELES - Alec Baldwin has once again showed America and the world that he is 55 going on 15 as he insulted a pizza employee who cut his pizza into eight pieces instead of six.

The man has one of the quickest tempers on both sides of the Mississippi.

The way he belittles, degrades, insults, and attacks people it is a wonder that Alec the Smart Aleck still has all his teeth.

The semi-actor will eventually end up self-imploding due to his hate-filled, venom-spewing personality.

Comedian Zydeco Dupree said that in a fair fight, the out-of-control lunatic could probably win going up against a deadly rattlesnake.

Rihanna's ex-boyfriend Chris "The Beater" Brown noted that Alec Baldwin is wound up so tight that he is the type of loose cannon that can go ballistic and postal quicker than Wynonna Judd can eat five Ranch Dorito chips.

Brown the hip hopper who is no stranger to the world of bad tempers took a drink from his bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila and said that Baldwin - the white brutha needs to get himself some therapy and get it damn soon.

In Other News. LeAnn Rimes, the skinny country singer, who Vice-President Joe Biden calls Stick Girl has just told Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has gained two pounds and is now up to 65 pounds.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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