Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 24 May 2013

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Ms. Mallette could end up at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic due to Justin's out-of-control antics.

BEVERLY HILLS - Close friends of Justin Bieber's mother Patti Lynn "Dimples" Mallette disclose that they fear that she could end up at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic along with Lindsay Lohan, and Denise Mueller.

Ms. Mallette, who is a very short lady, recently told Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that she does not even recognize her son anymore due to his out-of-control antics.

She's devastated at the fact that all of a sudden her sweet, kind, caring, little boy has turned into the white version of Chris Brown.

Mallette stated that she does not blame Justy's ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez for finally dumping his conceited, smart-ass butt.

She said that she knows that someone has gotten to her little boy and influenced him into saying and doing things that are natural to a street thug and not to a sissyish lad from the cold country of Canada.

Miss San Guacamole asked Ms. Mallette what her worst fear is. And she replied that it's that her Justy turns into the male version of that disrespectful, space cadet Lindsay Lohan who doesn't have the common sense of a Crayola Crayon.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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