Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 18 February 2013

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After the knee injury Rihanna was taken to a London Clinic and treated. (Photo courtesy of Pixie Lott).

LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing.

The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruise makeup named Boo Boo's Be Gone at the swank Box of Rocks Nightclub.

While she was dancing to the Beatles song "Strawberry Fields Forever" an alleged club patron threw an alleged bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila striking her on her right knee.

Rihanna immediately hollered out a whole bunch of expletives beginning with the letters F, S, and B, while the bottle culprit was wrestled to the floor by two of her bodyguards.

The Barbados beauty was transported by ambulance to a nearby clinic where the knee injury was cleaned and treated with some Mercurochrome.

A spokesperson for the clinic, Reginald Winstonshire, 67, pointed out that the rumor that the bottle had been throw by her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown was untrue.

Winstonshire further noted that Rihanna did tell Brown that she does not care to see him anymore and she suggested that he find some other woman who is willing to take his verbal, emotional, mental, physical, and geographical abuse.

In A Related Story. Jodie Foster is denying that she recently had a tattoo of Rihanna's face put on the small of her back.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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