Adele Gave Chris Brown A Piece of Her Mind

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 12 February 2013

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A photo of the bag of popcorn that Chris Brown was eating when Adele confronted him. (Photo by Kelly Clarkson).

LOS ANGELES - English singer Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, who professionally simply goes by the name Adele, says that she really enjoyed the 55th Annual Grammy Award Show.

She quickly added except for one thing. Adele told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk, that the one thing was Chris "The Woman Beater" Brown.

Adele, 24, did not appreciate the fact that when Frank Ocean received his Grammy for Best Urban Contemporary Album everyone in the Staples Center gave him a standing ovation except for the arrogantly jealous Chris Brown, who was also nominated in the same category.

Brown simply stayed in his seat, eating popcorn, and taking drinks out of a bottle of Thunderbird Wine.

Adele walked over to him and told him to get his skinny little ass up. Brown looked up at her and remarked, "Sounds like da pot be calling da kettle black ta me yo."

The London native shook her head and told him that he was mixing his metaphors because in order for his cliché to ring true she would either have to be a skinny little pencil like him or he would have to be a fine-looking full figured woman like her.

Chrissy, as most white women who cannot stand him call him, shot the finger at the British singer.

Adele who received a Grammy for Best Pop Solo Performance then reached out to grab him by the collar but Brown got up and ran towards the exit.

Audience members later said that as he was running by them he was heard to say "Man dat crumpet-eatin' woman she be one crazy ho."

SIDENOTE: After the award show Adele went backstage and she confronted Chris, who was standing behind his Barbadian girlfriend Rihanna and she proceeded to call him every name in the book from [EXPLETIVE DELETED BY EDITOR] to [EXPLETIVE DELETED BY EDITOR].

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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