UFO study groups are today claiming there's been a second 'Roswell' type cover up after a research balloon crashed in the Australian outback today. "It's an exact copy of the Roswell scenario" said one man, "First there's an unexplained and myster...
After reading Stephen Hawking's comments that aliens may be unfriendly and dangerous, NASA has arranged a series of "Good Neighbor" classes for Martians. Housing, free meals, and cable TV (Sci-Fi channel included) are part of the planned curriculum...
After years of sarcastically telling us that ET isn't going to come down and shoot us with his ray gun Mr Hawking has done an about face. For years Hawking has told us how the Universe worked and in his spare time has watched science fiction movie...
Robert Pattinson, believes Stephen Hawking, is right we should not contact Aliens, as the outcome could lead to the destruction of the human race. Hawking speaking with his robotic voice reckons that Aliens coming to earth would be much the same a...
In a dazzling stream of multi colored lights famous astrophysicist Stephen Hawking was abducted from a Star Trek convention by aliens. Costumed to honor the retired science officer of the Enterprise Spock, aka Leonard Nimoy, it was first assumed...
Professor Stephen Hawking has finally admitted what we had all suspected for many years. He is, in fact, an alien from the planet Thaal. He was sent to earth in 1964 on a mission to find intelligent life. Sadly, he believes that his mission has been...
The volcano ash that has been terrorizing Europe for the past week turned out be our savior. According to NASA, an alien fleet of battleships was crossing the North-Atlantic ocean on their way to North America, when they all suddenly crashed in the o...
If as we suspect there are intelligences greater than ours in this vast Universe, they would surely look on humans as just about the most stupid of any so called intelligent life. In our Galaxy alone there are estimated to be 200 billion stars, probably each having their own solar systems, with orbiting planets, and then there are estimated to be hundreds of billions of galaxies in this great...
An inquiry was launched late last night in an Ipswich pub by three slightly tipsy blokes who just happened to be wondering why it appears to be that most Alien Abduction cases occur in the United States. A number of interesting ideas were put to t...
There has been Mass sightings across the globe of flying saucers, ET'S and glowing spheres, there has also been a sharp increase in crop circles, and with the year 2012 just around the corner people across the globe are asking for answers to this eve...
A Jordanian mayor has issued a jihad against the editor of his local newspaper for making him look silly. The mothy, rag headed mayor believed the reports of 3 meter aliens arriving to help them defeat the West! "I truly believed Allah had sent t...
NASA and JPL today announced the cancellation of the forthcoming Mars Science Lab mission (MSL), based on the poor economic situation, a general disinterest of the public and various redundancy factors. NASA's chief Spokesman, Major Tom Thomas, sa...
Roswell, New Mexico - Police were called to the local Pay 'N Pack today after a fight broke out at one of the U-scan check out lines. "He's a G-D alien I tell you, shoot him," a woman screamed as she ran from the store. Locals report that...
Europeans and not the Visitors are our true enemies and are ALIENS! Did you know they do have universal health care? And worst of all, many of them are living among us Americans. You can tell them apart if you pay attention. They usually hav...
An island in the Bay of Bengal has completely vanished and many Bangladeshi's, 'after chewing coca leaves all day,' swore they saw an Alien speceship land and swallow the island. It then vanished into the sky and all that was left was a Bangladesh...
Tense moments arrived in Washington today when an alien weapon of mass destruction in the shape of a pilot's license threatened to circumvent the recently rescheduled apocalypse. Reminiscent of the thousands of sci-fi invasion flicks the menacing...
It was in 1995 on the outskirts of Lancaster, little John Davidson an eight year old boy played football with his friends in the street. Every night his mother would tuck him up in bet always commenting on how tidy his room was. "It was the little grey man" John would say every night,but his mother thought nothing of it thinking that like most children he had an imaginary friend. Two years l...
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