Alien Hybrids receive training in human behavior at local department stores

Written by susan allen-rosario

Saturday, 27 March 2010

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"I started seeing these really strange humans."

Roswell, New Mexico - Police were called to the local Pay 'N Pack today after a fight broke out at one of the U-scan check out lines.

"He's a G-D alien I tell you, shoot him," a woman screamed as she ran from the store.

Locals report that a new government program aimed at teaching alien hybrids to act like humans is causing a lot of trouble in their community.

"They bring them in here to shop and they don't know what the hell they are doing. One of those critters came in here yesterday and tried to put his trainer under the scanner. She came up on the sales receipt for a discounted price of 666. People freaked out."

One gentleman told us he didn't mind them coming for training but that they need more supervision.

"You should have seen me trying to explain to one of those 'grays' the difference between a yam and baking potato. He looked at me like I was from outer space!"

Many residents complain that the aliens come into the stores wearing inappropriate attire.

"A reptilian hybrid came in here the other day in a ball gown and pumps. He looked ridiculous. He needed a much higher heel with that dress."

Others complain that officials should have notified the townsfolk of the program.

"I started seeing these really strange humans in the grocery store. I just thought they were Republicans."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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