UFO'S Spotted Over Phoenix

Written by thestig

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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The one that got away.

There has been Mass sightings across the globe of flying saucers, ET'S and glowing spheres, there has also been a sharp increase in crop circles, and with the year 2012 just around the corner people across the globe are asking for answers to this ever growing phenomena.

In New York a State senator has decided to talk openly, David Rockefeller, Sr, Is the youngest and only surviving child of John D. Rockefeller, Jr. and Abby Aldrich Rockefeller, and the only surviving grandchild of oil tycoon John D. Rockefeller, founder of Standard Oil.

The Rockefeller Family have had there fingers in many Pies over the years and have never denied there intension of supporting a one world government, David Rockefeller Sr has once and for all ended the speculation surrounding his family history with MJ-12 Aka, (majestic 12) which was setup in the year 1947 with a secret committee consisting of scientists, military leaders, and government officials, supposedly by an executive order of U.S. President Harry S Truman.

Thestig interviewed Mr Rockefeller this morning and he has went on record to tell of his experience's and his involvement with UFO'S. he thought it was the right time to come clean and tell the world of the long lasting and on-going cover up of extra terrestrial's in UFO'S visiting earth, he went on to state that from 1947 the United States Of America had been in close contact with a race of intelligent extra terrestrial's that has been coming to Earth from the planetary system called Pleiades, and that a Project named SIGMA and PLATO, 2 new project's utilizing computer binary language in radio telecommunications, were able to arrange a landing that resulted in face to face contact with this alien Race.

How the world will react to this news it is not for me to say although time will tell.

Mr Rockefeller went on to say that Project PLATO was tasked with establishing diplomatic relations with this alien race of space beings and that this intelligent race has warned mankind of its own destruction and that the Mayan's Calendar ending in 2012 was and is going to be a significant date in human history.

For those who are unsure about the prophecies of 2012, it seems there is a long count calendar that was made hundred of years ago by a culture known as the Mayans, this very accurate calendar comes to an abrupt end on December 21st 2012 making many doomsayers believe the world is going to end.

Mr Rockefeller said he was one of the head government officials in Mj-12 and that the vast ongoing speed of new technology that has been getting developed has come from the ET'S and with there help and knowledge mankind may survive 2012. but he did state that it will only be the elite family's with power and money that will survive and as for the rest of us will perish with events that are going to unfold in dec 21st 2012.

Mr Rockefeller would not discuss the upcoming events but would say as much, that it was going to be hell on earth, and said that he would pray for our sole survival.

Thestig, having done research into the UFO phenomenon and 2012, would say that giving the enormity of my source Mr Rockefeller with his family's power and wealth that has been around and influenced the American government with its untarnished name going to these great lengths and speaking publicly is nothing more than astonishing, frightening and alarming, for over 140 years the Rockefeller's have been known to have been privy to knowledge that has been kept well under wraps and very hush hush and I would have to say that mankind better start praying as the name of the Rockefeller's have stamped there mighty name on this one off and exclusive story.

Do we stand together as one race of human beings and ask our governments for the answers to our survival or should we be looking to the stars.

Until next time, this is Thestig on the QT and very Hush Hush.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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