G20 SUMMIT - LONDON: Mr. and Mrs. Obama came to London to see the Queen and wowed everyone. The ever-fawning British media went into raptures over Michelle's fashion-sense; microphones caught every Presidential pause and of course there was the usu...
NEW DELHI - India's main opposition party leader, the 80+ years-old LK Advani has been hanging around the political scene for eons hoping to 'become PM someday'. The octogenarian has been unable to rally the masses with his plodding, complaining o...
ISLAMABAD: About the only thing that Pakistan's cricketer Imran Khan has done well is play cricket. Beyond that he has had no success as evidenced by numerous issues and an abysmal political career- devoid of any vision. He has consistently shown...
NEW DELHI - Ex-Pak tinpot Dictator-Prez General-Mister Musharraf is begging for a job. Never having done a day's honest work in his entire life - besides playing with his toy soldiers, the buffoonish-mustachioed, unemployed dictator is now seeking a...
NEW DELHI - After 9 years as a failed dictator pretending to be a democrat General Mushie was thrown out of office because he was too gutless to run as a civilian in democratic elections. But the little narcissist is without doubt a legend in his ow...
VATICAN - ROME: The current Emperor of Rome AKA Pope Rat-finker, an ex-Nazi turned Gucci-Prada loving fashionista(?) has decided that the only way to regain his 'grip' on the Catholic Church is to take a page out of the Taliban book. To this exte...
DHAKA, BANGLADESH - Suspects captured in the horrific mutiny have started singing like canaries and to nobody's surprise the finger is, once again pointing towards Pakistan - America's greatest ally in the War on Terror. Early reports indicate tha...
Pakistani PM Yousuf Raza Gilani, who claims he is the 'real' leader of Pakistan says his country is B-R-O-K-E and publicly thanked the Obama administration for helping to finance the 'deal' with the Taliban in Swat. " I want to personally thank Mr...
ISLAMABAD - PAKISTAN: Former Pakistani coup-maker turned 'democratically-elected' President Pervez Musharraf appears to be ready to stage a comeback as he assiduously courts various and sundry PML (non-Nawaz) factions. Lauding the recent Supreme...
CRAWFORD, TEXAS - Movers carting George and Laura Bush's household items from their Crawford, Texas ranch to their new home were shocked to discover numerous trunks dating back to the Civil War hidden in the attic. The FBI bomb squad was called in...
ISLAMABAD - A freshly-shaven and widely beaming Asif Ali Zardari hosted a dinner for the international media at one of his many sumptuous London mansions and announced: "I'm proud to say that my son Bilawal Bhutto, Pak Prez-in-training is contesting...
MUMBAI - Bollywood directors are known for shamelessly ripping off Hollywood story lines and re-packaging them into 3-hour ridiculous song-and-dance packages guaranteed to bring on world class migraines. In fact, ever since the success of Danny Bo...
LOS ANGELES - USA: Obama won; now America wants to get back on the world stage, "Buy American" protectionism is the mantra of the recession. And every Hollywood has-been wants to have their say. Enter the Oscars - described by a lisping P. Issdo...
MUMBAI - Ferocious, self-serving criticisms have been leveled against Danny Boyle's successful Oscar-nominated film "Slumdog Millionaire" by a jealous Bollywood fraternity and the perennially petulant Indian chatteratti. "To hear them complain, y...
SWAT - PAKISTAN: Having sold away the safety of Swati citizens to the barbaric Taliban in a doomed-to-fail deal , Pakistani Prez talked to CNN from one of his many Swiss villas. "You know Wolf, it's time for me to have some tuff-talk with the US...
DAVOS - Pakistani PM Yusuf Raza Gilani, known for his mangling of the English language once again stood before the international media in what is becoming Pakistan's weekly "Progress Report to the world".. Wringing his hands and whining that it...
LOS ANGELES - Cosmetic surgeons in the US are being deluged with requests from American men to have their ears enlarged "to look like Prez Obama". Dr. Wyatt Eardley. Chief of Surgery at a well-known Hollywood clinic said "There has been such a rev...
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