Written by shea lo

Sunday, 8 March 2009

image for Musharraf wants to 'play useful role in politics if asked'. Experts say that's like inviting the fox back into the hen-house!
musharraf is toxic material

NEW DELHI - Ex-Pak tinpot Dictator-Prez General-Mister Musharraf is begging for a job. Never having done a day's honest work in his entire life - besides playing with his toy soldiers, the buffoonish-mustachioed, unemployed dictator is now seeking a real job.

South Asia experts say that asking Mushie to play 'an active role' in regional politics would be akin to inviting the thief back into your living room.

A spokesperson at the Peace Conclave being held in New Delhi said: "One would need to have one's head examined if one were to fall for his nonsense. Remember he is the Kargil architect - the guy who wore 20 different suits on one day talking peace with India from one side of his mouth while at the same time he was master-minding a failed invasion".

There was unanimous agreement that Musharraf in "not all there upstairs" and is changing colors with chameleon-like frequency in order to insinuate himself back in the international limelight.

A western diplomat said "He's an absolute narcissist - a little man with grandiose, self-serving ideas - he should be given a swift kick in his fat backside and sent back to Pakistan on a one-way ticket".

A well-known BJP supporter retorted: "We cannot understand why the Congress-led government did not say "No Entry" to him when he applied for his visa. Why should we have to listen to this fool's India-bashing? He couldn't even save his own hide despite all his double-dealing and lies.

No worry, we will win the elections in May then we will put the little fellow back into his box where he belongs and throw away the key".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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