CRAWFORD, TEXAS - Movers carting George and Laura Bush's household items from their Crawford, Texas ranch to their new home were shocked to discover numerous trunks dating back to the Civil War hidden in the attic.
The FBI bomb squad was called in to investigate. Turns out the trunks were crammed full of Confederate cash dating back to the 1850s.
An ex-spokesperson for the Bushes said: "This represents the fortune made by Dubya's great-great-great-grandfather who together with Rhett Butler was a major gun-runner in the Deep South".
A secret White House memo - just de-classified states this is the money that the Bush Admin used to pay-off Pakistan for its "duplicitous" participation the War on Terror.
The spokesperson said: The Pakistanis thought they were doing a number on us but guess who's having the last laugh - LOL!
