Bilawal Bhutto "Mr. Ten Percent Jr." to run for Treasurer post in Oxford union polls!

Funny story written by shea lo

Sunday, 22 February 2009

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ISLAMABAD - A freshly-shaven and widely beaming Asif Ali Zardari hosted a dinner for the international media at one of his many sumptuous London mansions and announced: "I'm proud to say that my son Bilawal Bhutto, Pak Prez-in-training is contesting the Oxford union polls for the post of treasurer".

Back in Pakistan, his Minister of Dis-information scrambled to clarify: "What the Prez means is that this is an important position handling money and it will also give Bilawal experience in running a political campaign if and when he returns home to take over the helm of the PPP".

A highly-excited Mr. Zardari AKA "Mr. Ten Percent" stated he had trained his son ..."well - in handling money matters. His mother Benazir became the first Asian female president in Oxford in 1976. So the Bhutto dynasty continues".

Bilawal's campaign manager is rumored to be the president of Oxford's students union reprimanded last year for abusing office privileges by providing union rooms free of charge in order for for Bilawal to hold his birthday party.

Mr. Bhutto's campaign is already under the microscope for collecting "campaign funds" and skimming 20% off the top.

Appearing on a major American network Sunday, from his hiding place somewhere deep in Punjab, an angry Imran Khan - who has never been able to make any political inroads in Pakistan - yet hogs the limelight pretending he has something substantive to say - thundered: "What do you expect from the son of Mr. Ten Percent, I ask you?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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