LONDON (Defecated News) - The body of a young man was identified today as being that of Daiy Yubic, a Polish builder from Poland. What is more interesting than that, are the details of the man convicted with his murder.
Bucks Police unearthed a grisly sight in a garden in Chesham with 5 heads, minus their bodies being discovered, under the shed.
Judges have said that in the first case of its kind in the entire history of the legal system in England, a man appeared before Hull Crown Court yesterday charged with murdering himself.
A British woman from Nottingham has married a Death Row prisoner who could soon earn a reprieve at a ceremony at a US jail.
The scriptwriters, production staff and actors of BBC1's EastEnders have pulled out all the stops this week, with a gripping storyline involving domestic violence, misery, child abuse, murder and a little bit
In an unprecented move, outgoing Home Secretary John Reid has granted early release to potential murderer Albert Toshack, 4, from Wirral.
Boston, MA - A ten-minute long Harvard study concluded yesterday that calling bikers "sissies" was a quick way to get oneself murdered.
Cheshire Police have released more 'sketchy' details about an 'old man' who was stabbed to death near his home in Knutsford at the weekend. The man, initially said to be 81
The ghost of Michael Barrymore's dead wife Cheryl is acting as a police informant, claims the under-pressure deviant.
When it started growing on his neck, Mark Spiels thought it just a freckle. As the carcinoma increased in diameter, Mark had it removed and all was fine.
Los Angeles, California - Not since the O.J. Simpson murder trial white Ford Bronco car chase on the streets and freeways of Los Angeles has there been live coverage of a celebrity being taken into custody, until today.
Los Angeles, California - In the trial of his life, Phil Spector, accused of murdering actress, Lana Clarkson, at his Alhambra mansion in Southern California in 2003, has been covered in the regular media and carried on the salacious cable show Court...
Bob Woolmer, the Pakistan coach who was murdered during the cricket World Cup, has been 'unmurdered' according to reports coming out of the West Indies.
In the wake of the horrific Virginia Tech murders, America has called on fallen icon Don Imus, asking that he return to his microphone to give them that which they so desperately need and which only he can adequately provide: hateful, racial slurs ai...
The missing pages of Bob Woolmer's autobiography have been found buried in a cricket pitch in Bermuda. Police immediately seized the pages in hope that it would shed some light on Woolmer's killer.
Las Vegas - In the wake of what the news media are calling "boring news", the Las Vegas Police Department is asking local criminals to try their best to be "more entertaining" when committing crimes.
Los Angeles, CA - In 1988 Joel Thornton was sentenced to death by a Los Angeles County Judge in 1986. The judge, in ambiguous terms, told Thornton that he would most likely spend the rest of his life in prison before his execution.
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