Written by Skews Me

Saturday, 9 June 2007

When it started growing on his neck, Mark Spiels thought it just a freckle. As the carcinoma increased in diameter, Mark had it removed and all was fine.

Then another one appeared. And another. On sensitive parts of his body.

A Department of Defense employee, Mark raised suspicions to his commander.

A search of the home turned up eye droppers containing an unknown fluid later identified as purified nicotine.

Also discovered was as a powder found to be taraxein, a substance produced by schitzophrenics that causes symptoms in those administered the drug.

Mary Spiels is wanted for attempted murder. Information may be found on the FBI's website.

Copyright © 2007, SkewsMe

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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