LONDON (Defecated News) - The body of a young man was identified today as being that of Daiy Yubic, a Polish builder from Poland. What is more interesting than that, are the details of the man convicted with his murder.
Olek Von Noleg, (72) a professional tramp has no arms nor legs. He is charged with the murder of Yubic and witnesses say he was seen waving his arms around and running away from the scene of the crime.
"I hev no armz unt no legz. how can I run or stab a man?", protested Holeg in court yesterday.
The judge responded to this outburst after sentencing, "You must have cut them off after the murder to cover yourself. Evil bastard, you."
The case has been referred to the Court of Appeal and if there is a re-trial, it will take place next Thursday after Eastenders.
