Five Severed Heads found in Bucks

Funny story written by trythisathome

Friday, 20 July 2007

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Bucks Police unearthed a grisly sight in a garden in Chesham with 5 heads, minus their bodies being discovered, under the shed.

The house, owned by Mr. & Mrs. Nabody was last night cordoned off, and the couple are helping Police with their inquires.

We spoke to their neighbour Mrs. Odwhif, who told us: "It's a shocker. I knew there was something dodgy going on. That shed has been moved & put back loads of times. I just thought they were doing that feng shui shit. "

The heads, 2 female and 3 male were described as disturbingly ugly.

According to the police, several officers, who were acting on a tip off, found the 5 very unattractive heads in the couple's back garden. Apparently, the haircuts on the heads were so vile, that many officers have taken sick leave to cope with the horror.

Following an extensive search of the nearby area, police eventually discovered five headless corpses. The bodies were pronounced dummies at the scene.

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