Transformers beauty Megan Fox was spotted buying a large sack of silicone on her way home from a meeting with a mystery man today. The foxy star(excuse me - bleurrrgggghhh vomit)was seen leaving a building that looked like a hospital and shaking h...
Madeline (sometimes called Maddy or Madame) Bitters just set a new record for losses in a game of poker. While many people have lost their car, their home, or even the shirt off of their backs, she lost her breast implants. "I went to Las Vegas b...
Moscow - A Moscow teen, Svetlana Borskovicovich, who found a way to upload her breast milk to the internet, has been awarded a Nobel prize in physics. Said the Nobel committee, "...the ability for a female to upload their breast milk online and su...
Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Carrie Prejean has been fired by Donald Trump for ignoring her duties as Miss California, and Trump is insisting that she surrender both her crown and the silicone breast implants paid for with Miss California pageant funds...
Tits can't actually speak, we all know that, but here at the Spoof.com we managed to locate a 'Titty Psychic' who was able to communicate with Jordan/Katie's right tit through looking at a series of revealing photographs of the trash queen and drawin...
Jane Linnman of Raleigh, North Carolina, -a lady who was laughed out of the building after applying for a job at Hooters a year ago- got her revenge Saturday when she could barely squeeze her 38KKK's through the front doorway, to go in and sit down i...
HOUSTON, TX - The man with the world's largest man-boobs was given the axe today by a local Foxx affiliate, leaving many wanting answers. "Is somebody going to write a spoof story about it?" asked Sally Jenkins. "That's something I'd really like...
The breakdown of the Jordan/Peter Andre marriage which rocked the showbiz fraternity yesterday was given an added twist today when a clearly distraught Pete was seen outside the family residence pleading to be granted custody of one of Jordan's breas...
Family and friends of the couple say they hate to see it happen but knew it one day would come to this, as Cher's right breast has split with her left breast. "I hardly even recognize her anymore", the right breast told the National Inquisitor Sat...
Silicon Valley, CA - Jordan AKA Katie Price and Peter Andre have announced Jordan's breasts, Breasta and Boobie, are to go on a much needed holiday to The Andes in France. After eight years of working non-stop as two of the world's top breasts, wi...
At 1-0 down, it was always going to an enormous task for Arsenal to square things up in their Champions League semi-final second leg against Manchester United tonight, but fielding their women's team was never going to be enough, and so it proved.
In the fattening awareness of the growing concern for weight gain in women, human body scientists have been serving up banquets of several new studies. Obesity and Diabetes; Obesity and your Blood Pressure; and Obesity and Rush Hour Subway Trains; ar...
Women who breastfeed their babies may be lowering their own risk of a heart attack, heart disease or stroke, research suggests. A US study found women who breastfed for more than a year were 10% less likely to develop the conditions than those wh...
Groping for ways to stimulate fan interest in soccer in the United States, spokesperson Bubba Feelgood of the Blueballs Soccer Association announced formation of a new 69-team women's league to begin play on Father's Day. "Because soccer itself...
Sydney, Australia/ World DD Cup News - Renowned Spoof Writer Buck Wheat, and his side kick Bargis Tryhol, Man with the World's Biggest Penis, picked up lock stock and barrel and moved their literary act to Australia which just announced it is hom...
Randall Knox, a breast therapist in Nashville, Tennessee, has been running ads and placing posters at laundromats and grocery peg boards, just may be in trouble with the law. By advising women that he could help enlarge their breasts a full cup...
Actor and Comedian Johnny Vegas has been diagnosed with breast cancer and is set to undergo treatment to remove his massive man boobs on Tuesday. Vegas, real name Johnny Reno is a keen fan of Wigan Rugby League Club and is not the first male celeb...
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