Johnny Vegas Has Breast Cancer

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Sunday, 22 March 2009

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Actor and Comedian Johnny Vegas has been diagnosed with breast cancer and is set to undergo treatment to remove his massive man boobs on Tuesday.

Vegas, real name Johnny Reno is a keen fan of Wigan Rugby League Club and is not the first male celebrity to contract this awful, simply awful disease.

BBC Radio 1 presenter Chris Moyles had his left man boob removed several years ago.

Breast cancer in men is on the increase and Doctors are advising 'chubby bastards', especially Cockneys and those from the North of England to seek immediate attention.

Slightly fat funny man Ricky Gervais says he fears the disease but not as much as being accused of just playing the same character time and time again just in different roles.

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