Written by Chamone

Saturday, 4 July 2009

image for Megan Fox spotted buying sack of Silicone
What could she possibly be doing with the Silicone?

Transformers beauty Megan Fox was spotted buying a large sack of silicone on her way home from a meeting with a mystery man today.

The foxy star(excuse me - bleurrrgggghhh vomit)was seen leaving a building that looked like a hospital and shaking hands with a man who looked like a plastic surgeon.

Onlookers said that Fox was flat chested when she went in but when she reappeared hours later she was 'bigger'.

Fox received huge acclaim for her wearing of a low cut halter-neck top in Transformers 2.

"It was the best slowmotion-running-towards-the-camera shot I've seen in years", screamed one News of the World critic.

Fox's spokespeople have said that the silicone was for orphans in Africa and that Megan has been funding a programme to make silicone hats for the children's heads to keep them from getting really bad sunburn.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Breasts, megan fox




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