Jordan's breasts to go on much needed holiday

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Wednesday, 6 May 2009


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Jordan's breasts will be going back to their ancestoral roots

Silicon Valley, CA - Jordan AKA Katie Price and Peter Andre have announced Jordan's breasts, Breasta and Boobie, are to go on a much needed holiday to The Andes in France.

After eight years of working non-stop as two of the world's top breasts, without a break, both Price and Andre felt it was time they sent their two favourite mounds on holidays. What apparently sealed the deal was the arrival of a holiday brochure in the mail which showcased lakes bluer than Price's contact lenses and mountains bigger than - Andre's ego.

Both breasts will be deflated and removed for the plane journey. They will both travel in First Class for the 17 hour trip from Los Angeles to Andorra. The five-star package will consist of dinner for two every night (vegetarian for Price's left breast), skiing lessons, chairlift to and from the resort to the skiing slopes, ski hire, a personal instructor and chauffeured mountain hike. The couple are said to be looking forward to the two week trip and counting down the days excitedly.

Andre and Price were reportedly "deeply emotional" about the trip, saying it would be the first time either of them had been separated from the breasts since Price's eighteenth enhancement four years ago.

"I will miss them so much" said Price "but they've been a little depressed and deflated lately and I think this is exactly what they need. Hopefully when they return they'll be much more perky."

The breasts will be deployed for deflation next Wednesday and start their holiday thereafter. Price will borrow a pair of friend Kate Moss's breasts while the couple are away. "It will be a giant shock" said Andre "it'll be like making a molehill out of a mountain! That's not to say I'm not grateful to Kate for the molehills - of course I am, but I want my mountains back as soon as possible!"

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