Written by Shirley Knott

Thursday, 11 June 2009

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Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Carrie Prejean has been fired by Donald Trump for ignoring her duties as Miss California, and Trump is insisting that she surrender both her crown and the silicone breast implants paid for with Miss California pageant funds.

As earlier reported by MSNBC, Shanna Moakler, the co-executive director of Miss California USA, confirmed that the group behind the pageant paid for Prejean's breast implants only a few weeks before Carrie Prejean competed in the Miss USA pageant.

Prejean appeared upset that her silicone breast enhancements would soon be removed, and that she would be forced to return to the breast size God gave her.

"I've grown quite attached to my new breasts," Prejean tearfully admitted in a recent interview, "and I don't think it's fair that the Miss California USA pageant officials should make me give them back."

"I bought all new bras," she added, "and I've taken the price tags off every one."

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Topics: Breasts




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