LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers helped to put smiles on two of their biggest fans actor Jack Nicholson and producer Lou Adler as they defeated the Denver Nuggets 103-88 in game one of the NBA playoffs. Nicholson, 75, and Adler, 78, who are re...
"Back to the drawing board," chimed one hapless New York Knickerbocker, Barron Davis who began to look like he was Barren of Gray Matter. Yes, the Heat burned the Knicks in a way that is unexpected even in playoff season. We could almost hear th...
NEW YORK CITY - NBA Commissioner David Stern handed out a stern suspension to the elbow-throwing Los Angeles Laker Metta World Peace. Commissioner Stern addressed the sports media that had assembled in the sports department at Macy's Department St...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Michael Jordan, the owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, who have only won 7 games and lost 57 says that he wants to dispel some rumors that are going around the NBA locker rooms. First of all the wants it known that he is n...
DALLAS - The rumor mill is working overtime as the latest sports rumor concerns Delonte West, 28, of the Dallas Mavericks who was given a technical for sticking his finger in the right ear of Utah Jazz player Gordon Hayward, 22. The Jazz ended up...
DALLAS - The Dallas Mavericks organization has finally had enough of Mr. Lamar "LaLaLand" Odom and have placed him on the inactive list instead of outright releasing him. Mavericks owner Mark "Smiley" Cuban told Sherwood Frisbee with Sports Balls...
In an interview with ESPN's Michael Breen Saturday, Jeremy Lin's left knee announced its decision to suspend any and all rigorous physical activity on the part of its host in an attempt to "put some chill on all the 'Linsanity' bullshit." "Seriou...
Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics may very well be one of the best player in the National Basketball Association at the present time but some of his teammates say he may be getting a bit above himself of late. Players who asked not to be quoted sa...
NEW YORK CITY - Charles Barkley, alias the "Round Mound of Rebound" has once again let his mouth overload his bottom side. The "Chuckster" has gone and written a check that his fat behind cannot cash. And the object of Barkley's verbal assault are...
DALLAS - Well if Dallas Mavericks player Lamar Odom's basketball play gets any lower he may run into some West Virginia coal miners picking away at Mother Earth. The NBA forward who last year received the coveted Sixth Man of The Year Award has be...
Kobe Bryant of the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers has never been one to bite his tongue. After his team's recent up and down performances, a disgusted Bryant called for a players-only meeting. In that meeting, Bryant declared, "Look, either you win, or...
CAMBRIDGE, MA--The NBA's newest rising star, Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks, is turning heads around the league with his impressive playmaking abilities and incredibly lifelike exoskeleton. Lin, who was activated on August 23, 1988, is the first A...
NEW YORK CITY - The city of New York has been griped by Linsanity, Linmania, and dozens of other Linspired buzzwords. But Harvard grad and New York Knicks Lincredible player Jeremy Lin who is only 23, is taking it all in stride and at times appear...
NEW YORK CITY - New York Knicks rookie sensation Jeremy Lin informed Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly that he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. The 23-year-old Lincredible player said that Kardashian told him that she got hi...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian recently remarked that after her 72-day marriage to NBA basketball star Kris Humphries ended in her filing for divorce she has sat down and thought about what she really wants in a man. The Hollywood celeb who is pe...
BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was shopping on Rodeo Drive at the famed Dolce & Gabbana Store for a winter purse. She was quickly approached and assisted by the store's assistant manager Evangeline Tucker-Waterseason, 42. Kardashian was thr...
LOS ANGELES - Saying that he does not want to prolong the agony anymore, Kobe Bryant has come to a property and monetary settlement agreement with his wife of 11 years the amazingly rich Vanessa Bryant whom Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight has...
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