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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says She Loves Derek Hough Cause The Lad Tickles Her Fancy

Cheryl Cole Says She Loves Derek Hough Cause The Lad Tickles Her Fancy

LONDON - A lot of Cheryl Cole's closest friends say that they have not seen Chezza happier than she's been the last few days. And they all attribute it to her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough. Hough flew into Heathrow Airport from...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Spends Three Nights With Young Dancer Friend

Cheryl Cole Spends Three Nights With Young Dancer Friend

According to the latest reports, Cheryl Cole has been spending her nights with "friend", dancer Derek Hough at the home she once shared with her ex, Ashley. "Derek is a great friend and a great, great, great dancer", Cole reportedly told her neigh...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough Flies To Great Britain and Puts The (Dance) Moves on Cheryl Cole

Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough Flies To Great Britain and Puts The (Dance) Moves on Cheryl Cole

LONDON - Derek Hough and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger captured the Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy and within 48 hours "Dancing Derek" flew to London to capture Chezza Cole's heart (again). The two lovebirds had nested in Los...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Desperate To Learn The Mumbai Two Step

Cheryl Cole Desperate To Learn The Mumbai Two Step

It seems like Cheryl Cole isn't the type to let the grass grow beneath her petite and pretty feet (which incidentally only ever smell of roses) as, following her divorce petition she has announced that she is desperate to incorporate a new dance rout...

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Funny story: Girls Aloud split; Cheryl Cole to join Black Eyed Peas

Girls Aloud split; Cheryl Cole to join Black Eyed Peas

All-girls group Girls Aloud have today announced they have decided to go their separate ways. In what has been described in various media outlets as a "break up", the band members are said to be each branching out to pursue their own various interest...

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Funny story: Is Will.R.Us on the cards, now Cheryl Cole has asked for a quickie?

Is Will.R.Us on the cards, now Cheryl Cole has asked for a quickie?

The relationship between Cheryl Cole and her mentor Will.I.Am seems to have developed over recent months, and there was speculation today that this may have prompted her to file for a quick divorce from estranged husband Ashley. Will.I.Am, of Blac...

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Funny story: Katie Price, Stephen Fry And Cheryl Cole Stuck In A Lift Ordeal

Katie Price, Stephen Fry And Cheryl Cole Stuck In A Lift Ordeal

CTV Centre - West London - We've just been informed that three celebrities, Katie Price, Stephen Fry, and Cheryl Cole are stuck in a lift at Celebrity TV Centre in West London, where they made The Two Ronnies and Blackadder. It is thought that the...

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Funny story: On remand Cheryl Cole brother 'to spill beans about Simon Cowell paternity'

On remand Cheryl Cole brother 'to spill beans about Simon Cowell paternity'

Tyneside - (Newcastle Bitter): Apparently last January someone read a satirical story to Cheryl's barely literate jailbird brother. Andrew Tweedy, 29, was said to be fascinated by the saga of Simon Cowell's alleged paternity of 'national treasure'...

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Funny story: Katie Price And Alex Reid Are Desperate To Have Their Own Baby

Katie Price And Alex Reid Are Desperate To Have Their Own Baby

LONDON - Alex Reid and Katie Price were recently spotted out shopping for some women's sandals for Alex. They found some but Alex remarked that they looked a little too masculine. Katie was asked by a reporter if she was pregnant yet. She laughed...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg and Flavor Flav To Appear In Cheryl Cole's Next Video, "Braless In Brazil"

Snoop Dogg and Flavor Flav To Appear In Cheryl Cole's Next Video, "Braless In Brazil"

LONDON - Cheryl Cole was out and about shopping for, as she put it, unmentionables, when she was asked by a sales clerk when she would be making her next music video. Cheryl smiled and told the semi-good looking sales lady that it was so nice of h...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole to post bail in brother's armed robbery arrest

Cheryl Cole to post bail in brother's armed robbery arrest

Tyneside - (Smoking Barrel Stuff): Oops! That squeaky clean glamorous sheen of stardom is beginning to look a bit tarnished. This morning singer Cheryl Cole's errant brother was arrested in a dawn raid on armed robbery charges. Andrew Tweedy is...

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Funny story: The 2010 Girls Aloud Nude Calendar Has Just Become Great Britain's Biggest Selling Calendar of All Time

The 2010 Girls Aloud Nude Calendar Has Just Become Great Britain's Biggest Selling Calendar of All Time

LONDON - The Bloomin' British Babes Calendar Company which is based in Bristol has just reported that its 2010 Girls Aloud Nude Calendar has just surpassed sales of the previous number one calendar which was Cheryl Cole's 2010 nude calendar named Che...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has told his downstairs maid, Markayla Madison, 32½, that he has broken up with electro pop diva - actress girlfriend Leighton Meester. Markayla who has been Hough's maid at his Hollywood...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Wears Almost Nothing In Stage Duel With Resqué Fergie

Cheryl Cole Wears Almost Nothing In Stage Duel With Resqué Fergie

The Black-Eyed Peas tour hit London last night and fans received a bonus as the support act of Cheryl Cole tried to dress less than lead singer, Fergie. "Every time one appeared, they would be dressed with even less", stated one Black-Eye Pea fan.

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Named The Sexiest Woman On The Planet

Cheryl Cole Named The Sexiest Woman On The Planet

LONDON - Cheryl Cole was shopping at ASDA when she was informed that she had just been named by FHM Magazine as its 'Sexiest Woman on The Planet.' "Chezza" dropped a package of crumpets she was holding and remarked that she was surprised at winnin...

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Funny story: Bloody diet gave me piles says Cheryl Colon

Bloody diet gave me piles says Cheryl Colon

London - (Blood Sucker Mess): "Yeah, really piled on the £££s," the singer has told Halo! magazine amid reports she is being paid to promote the Bloody Hype Diet. "Of course, avoiding food also helps!" Cheryl chuckled showing off the size zero as...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole - The World's Sexiest Woman Aims For 5'4"

Cheryl Cole - The World's Sexiest Woman Aims For 5'4"

To the casual observer, it must appear that Geordie songbird out of Girls Aloud, the Sexiest Woman In The World, as voted by FHM readers, and successful solo artiste who managed to dump her cheating underpant obssessed husband, the nation's sweethear...

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