The Black-Eyed Peas tour hit London last night and fans received a bonus as the support act of Cheryl Cole tried to dress less than lead singer, Fergie.
"Every time one appeared, they would be dressed with even less", stated one Black-Eye Pea fan. "It was like a striping contest."
"They should have had a stripper pole to use in their acts", stated another fan of the two struters.
Cheryl opened the show and sent a message right away by wearing a nude-colored bodice that had material cut-outs in several spots and matching boots.
Even though many couldn't hear her because of all the shouting, those on the front rows stated that Cheryl gave a good performance.
"You could even see the barbed wire and rose tattoo", stated one bug-eyed gentleman. "That's waaay up there near no man's land!"
Not to be outdone, Fergie marched out wearing very little black leather, with a triangular tan codpiece.
In interviews outside later, at least one fan couldn't name a single song from the show.
"You mean they were actually singing?, asked 19-year-old Danny Marsh. "I thought that was being piped in for them to dance and strut to."