Written by Bureau

Thursday, 6 May 2010

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The Black-Eyed Peas tour hit London last night and fans received a bonus as the support act of Cheryl Cole tried to dress less than lead singer, Fergie.

"Every time one appeared, they would be dressed with even less", stated one Black-Eye Pea fan. "It was like a striping contest."

"They should have had a stripper pole to use in their acts", stated another fan of the two struters.

Cheryl opened the show and sent a message right away by wearing a nude-colored bodice that had material cut-outs in several spots and matching boots.

Even though many couldn't hear her because of all the shouting, those on the front rows stated that Cheryl gave a good performance.

"You could even see the barbed wire and rose tattoo", stated one bug-eyed gentleman. "That's waaay up there near no man's land!"

Not to be outdone, Fergie marched out wearing very little black leather, with a triangular tan codpiece.

In interviews outside later, at least one fan couldn't name a single song from the show.

"You mean they were actually singing?, asked 19-year-old Danny Marsh. "I thought that was being piped in for them to dance and strut to."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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