Written by Roy Turse

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

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Well.I.never! Could Will.i.am and Che.ry.l tie the knot?

The relationship between Cheryl Cole and her mentor Will.I.Am seems to have developed over recent months, and there was speculation today that this may have prompted her to file for a quick divorce from estranged husband Ashley.

Will.I.Am, of Black Eyed Peas fame has shown great interest in Cheryl ever since he first saw her perform in her trademark M. Bison outfit with split pantaloons. Cheryl Cole has shown great interest in Will.I.Am ever since she had three top-5 singles with his help.

Once her divorce from footballer Ashley Cole is finalised, Cheryl will be free to marry once more, and she may be tempted to hook up with Will.I.Am as the alternative is to revert to her maiden name Tweedy. He, in turn, might be quite chuffed to bag the lady hailed as 'the sexiest woman in the world' in a 2010 poll by FHM magazine.

So maybe a new UK/US Special Relationship is a possibility, and we will soon see the announcement of Will.R.Us, a Posh & Becks for the music industry.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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