Cheryl Cole to post bail in brother's armed robbery arrest

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 13 May 2010

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I blame the Tories!!

Tyneside - (Smoking Barrel Stuff): Oops! That squeaky clean glamorous sheen of stardom is beginning to look a bit tarnished.

This morning singer Cheryl Cole's errant brother was arrested in a dawn raid on armed robbery charges.

Andrew Tweedy is among five busted following an armed attack on a post office in Longbenton, North Tyneside.

A sawn-off shotgun and a machete were involved as thousands of pounds were snatched by the masked raiders.

Tweedy is being held at a Newcastle police station where worried men in suits are poised to hand over wads of readies if and when Tweedy makes police bail.

The twentynine year-old is no stranger when it comes to the long arm of the law.

He spent his sister's wedding day to Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole behind bars and has a reported bit of previous for drink and drug-related crimes.

Sources close to the Tweedy family say Cheryl and her mum Joan are gobsmacked with shock.

Simon Cowell is an extremely rich and clever man.

A PR source for Cheryl said today

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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