House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, both leaders of the Democrat Party, had to be separated by guards and fellow democrats after emerging from a meeting over whether the United States should send more troops to Afghanist...
PISSEDIN SPRINGS, FL (ABSNN) -- This sleepy southern town of 210 souls announced the Friday opening of of The Funny Funkers Hall of Fame located in nearby Sanford, Florida. "A bunch of us old folks were sitting around in the TV room of The Home la...
WASHINGTON, DC (ANSNN) - Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi (D) California, introduced a Bill this morning that would permanently silence all Republican members of congress and prevent them from voting on any bills brought u...
Chile - The three kilometer Malavarra Narrows is soon to be spanned by the longest suspension bridge in the world thanks to the efforts of Bernie Stanke whose only claim to fame until now has been plastic surgeon to Nancy Pelosi. The narrows which...
In a startling development certain to make history in the US House of Representatives, Speaker Nancy Pelosi ordered Congressaman Joe Wilson to stand in the corner of the House and face the wall this morning. As the Democratic members cheered amid mo...
A freak bolt of lightning struck the freak Speaker of the House this morning although witnesses say there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Pelosi, the victim of many late night shows that claim she cannot blink because of so much botox, was outside her...
In a recent townhall meeting, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi promised that the new healthcare bill would be "a rollicking rollercoaster of health related laughs and adventure." Speaking before a large group of citizens of Iowa, Pelosi wa...
Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy, in treatment at a Boston Hospital for multiple health issues, has been diagnosed with another ailment. Doctors announced today that the brother of the late President JFK has Cranial-Rectal Inversion. When asked if th...
Pacific Heights, San Francisco - (Rust Bucket Mess): San Francisco Cockfish football team owner Paul Pelosi is rumored to be trading in his longtime clunker of 46 years under a government-sponsored scrappage scheme. The deal will see Nancy Reagan...
Scientists conducting a preliminary survey of more than 200 Neanderthal cave paintings discovered on the walls of Nancy Pelosi's vagina found the mummified remains of a man, shortly after midnight, Tuesday, August 4th. The FBI positively identified...
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and her staff spent the day in the bathroom Friday as Montezuma's Revenge hit with full force. A plate of laxative laced cupcakes delivered by an "anonymous fan" had the Congresswoman and office workers "on the runs...
Clark Kent and Superman are never seen together, and for a very simple reason; they are the same person. Neither House Squeaker Nancy Pelosi nor television anchor woman Jane Pauley have ever been seen together. Are they, as many have claimed, the s...
Surgeons operating to remove Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's tongue from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's vagina discovered more than 200 Neanderthal cave paintings decorating the walls of the rarely used organ. Anthropologists from the Smithsonian...
Nancy Pelosi, US Speaker of the House, was killed Wednesday evening during a debate on National Health Care. Her head exploded. C-Span televised the Speaker's final moments as she shouted to House Republicans, "Fuck off, you pricks; we got the vote...
Washington, DC is in a state of shock today due to the revealation that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin were caught with their pants down, so to speak, in a posh Georgetown hotel. The two were discovered by hotel detect...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A knowledgeable source confirmed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will resume application of water boarding techniques to Newt Gingrich, following Leon Panetta's announcement the CIA withheld information about secret counterterrorist act...
Washington (AP) - US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today clarified her recent statements about the CIA. "The CIA does not lie to Congress. No - it kind of misleads in a masterly fashion. What I mean is that it simply goes about its business; which it...
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