There are many factors contributing to the skyrocketing price of oil. Demand has far outstripped supply and the weak dollar is certainly not helping. But, economists are realizing that a new formula can be used to predict a portion of the price rise.
North Carolina (AP) - By far, the leading U.S. export to Iran is Cigarettes. Also among the leading exports are Bra's and Bull Semen. Bull Semen? This may explain Iranian women and those facial scarves.
Iranian military manifestations similar to the bluster and intimidation practiced by many nations around the globe have become a US Presidential Election issue.
Persian Gulf - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Royal Navy destroyers have been tracking a mysterious Iranian bong-shaped UFO.
On July 9, responding to internal political tensions, Iran raised one of its missiles to full elevation.
Tehran, Iran, June, 2008: This reporter caught up with the Iranian president at the Tehran airport, as he was about to leave for a meeting with Fidel Castro in Cuba. Through his interpreter, he said there was only time for 10 questions about Iranian society. The reader should be aware that President Ahmadinejad always claims he is being misquoted in the American media.
As of noon today the United States of America is under martial law. This action was taken this day at 6 AM June 18, 2008 when the US military invaded Iran.
Gordon Brown and George Bush have warned Iran not to 'act like an uncolonialised, independent sovereign country.' Mr Brown said: 'The people of Iraq and Afghanistan are very grateful to our 2 countries, for turning the area back into the Middle Ag...
A respected British academic today claimed he discovered has a new method of interpreting a person's personality. Dr. Ian Micheal Odd, of East Cheam University School of Bizarre and Obscure Behaviour, has spent more than 20 years studying "b...
(Meseberg, Germany) - President Bush today, while visiting "main squeeze" Angela "Angel-A" Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, let everyone know that he was as happy as a clam about the Iraq War, while sending a message to Iran that &q...
The now famous, but sometimes politically incorrect and nonetheless extremely funny Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke has been banned in Iran by their president, Havano Dinnajacket.
The President of Iran, Iva Gotta Nodinnajacket, has confessed, in a no-holds-barred interview, that when he's not threatening Israel or learning to read, he has a penchant for calling out bingo numbers at his local bingo hall.
The Iranian Foreign Trade Commission has banned the import and sale of Barbie Dolls within the country. Stating that this doll, one of the most popular and best selling toys in the world, was an evil influence on the Iranian people, the government s...
Tehran - (Infidel Mess): Iran's prosecutor-general has blamed a sexually explicit life-size rubber puppet once belonging to Butcher of Lyon SS-Hauptsturmführer Klaus Barbie for Tehran police chief General Reza Zarei's much publicised...
Washington AC/DC - (Armageddon Mess): There was always a long-term reason for former First Lady Hillary Clinton to defer her very own Lorena Bobbitt moment during her husband's tenure of orifice DC strategists said today.
Royal Courts of Justice - (Rioters): Brunei's top mobster Prince Jefri Archer is the top suspect in the latest twist over Iran's Scareforce One saga.
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