Hillary saving up her Lorena Bobbitt moment to nuke Iran

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Wednesday, 23 April 2008

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Saving up her Lorena Bobbitt moment for Iran

Washington AC/DC - (Armageddon Mess): There was always a long-term reason for former First Lady Hillary Clinton to defer her very own Lorena Bobbitt moment during her husband's tenure of orifice DC strategists said today.

"We always hoped that Mrs C would subsume her rage about all those whores like Monica Lewinsky," a Capitol Hill lobbyist explained, "for the eventual greater good of the country if not the civilised world as we know it today."

Democrats are divided however about their presidential wannabe's promise to obliterate Iran at the first possible opportunity.

"Once she's off the leash how in hell are we gonna stop her from including Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Afghanistan and much of China?" a Dem think-tank source has warned.

The last blatantly trigger-happy DC wacko was Ronnie Raygun who proposed firing nuclear weapons into space because his wife's astrologer convinced him aliens were about to attack Planet Earth.

"Yeah, but Raygun was no jumped up dyke with a global castration agenda," the political editor of popular online tabloid LA FagHagSlagMag added thoughtfully.

John McCain is certifiable.

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