Tehran - (Infidel Mess): Iran's prosecutor-general has blamed a sexually explicit life-size rubber puppet once belonging to Butcher of Lyon SS-Hauptsturmführer Klaus Barbie for Tehran police chief General Reza Zarei's much publicised descent into depravity.
"I blame this once honorable man's moral turpitude on the imperialist Zionist whore-puppet," Dori Najaf A-Baddie told an Iranian daily paper today.
The 5ft 6in swastika-tattooed doll was found in Zaeri's bedroom closet after the head of the vice squad was arrested last month.
Made of sturdy 1940s industrial-strength latex the doll nevertheless bore signs of teeth marks, scratches and "many a depraved scuffle" according to Najaf A-Baddie.
Zaeri was caught after covert surveillance operations found him running Tehran's top underground brothel.
The bust occured after a transatlantic tip-off linked to an investigation concerning ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's Holy Toman Emperor VSOP hooker agency.
President Ahmadinejad is livid.