US Attacks Iran; Martial Law Declared; 4 More Years of Bush?!

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Wednesday, 18 June 2008

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As of noon today the United States of America is under martial law. This action was taken this day at 6 AM June 18, 2008 when the US military invaded Iran.

This extraordinary precaution was taking when the Bush administration found that Iran was thoughts to be planning an all out offensive against the American forces in Iraq, they were advised that the green sector would be attacked using weapons of Mass destruction and chemical warfare.

At this same time an attack on Israel by Syrian forces backed by help from Iranian leaders was scheduled for noon today. This was suspended as American forces hit first with shock and awe attacks by naval aircraft off carriers from the Persian Gulf attacking the on Tehran areas, ground forces invaded in the Bakhtaran area at 6:30AM their time.

The Russian premier President Vladimir Putin and Chinese leader, Deng Xiaoping condemned this offensive and claimed to be gathering forces to come to the aid of Iran, Japanese leader applauded the action and vowed to join US forces. European forces have been unusually quiet and have not stated support for the American effort.

All fuels will be rationed, and no withdrawals from US banking institutions are allowed of over 500 hundred dollars per day per account and per family.

Federal and State tax refunds are suspended and will be used for the war effort. Taxes are increased by 24% for those making under 30K a year, a reduction will be given to high income earners of 12%.

Curfew will be enforced from 9 PM until 7 AM.

All US fuel supplies to be diverted to the national security systems.

The state of marshal law shall extent the presidency of George W. Bush, elections and campaigning has been suspended until further notice.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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