Showing:

Funny satire stories about Harry Potter

Try another search?

Funny story: J.K. Rowling Has Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Classified Top Secret

J.K. Rowling Has Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Classified Top Secret

(Crappers USA) J.K. Rowling is taking no chances to keep her book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows completely classified as top secret. The American book publisher has bought large acres of land and places it into high security like Area 51, the...

Read full story
Funny story: New Harry Potter Film To Be Given Tokyo Premiere

New Harry Potter Film To Be Given Tokyo Premiere

Tokyo is to host the world premiere of the fifth, and hopefully last, in the series of Harry Potter film extravaganzas, The Orders Of Pat Phoenix, on June 28. The city, which is in Japan

Read full story
Funny story: BBC In Shake-up As New Broom Looks Set To Sweep Clean

BBC In Shake-up As New Broom Looks Set To Sweep Clean

It's all change at the BBC as a new broom looks set to sweep clean.

Read full story
Funny story: Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...

Read full story
Funny story: J.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter

London, England - In an apparent response to the news announced just days ago in a story in TheSpoof.com that Christopher Tolkien and Paul Jackson are teaming up, J.K. Rowling's announced today she too would be doing yet another Harry Potter book...

Read full story
Funny story: Beware 'spoilers' warns Rowling as cops move to end her reign of terror

Beware 'spoilers' warns Rowling as cops move to end her reign of terror

London - (Associated Mess): Speaking to reporters today about her seventh serial attempt to pass off the Harry Potter books as her very own work JK Rowling hit back at press reports that the Metropolitan Police is finally about to make its move and t...

Read full story
Funny story: Potter Book Lost

Potter Book Lost

The manuscript for the final Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," has been lost according to information given at a press event at the Ritz Hotel in London.

Read full story
Funny story: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

J.K. Rowling's laptop has been intercepted by a TheSpoof.com source with details on the final installment of the Harry Potter Stories the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Read full story
Funny story: Hogwarts Used J.K. Rowling as Recruiting Agent

Hogwarts Used J.K. Rowling as Recruiting Agent

J K Rowling has finely came out and admitted that she is actually working with the Wizarding world. When book seven is shipped a transport and de-aging device will be sent with each book. If the reader is eleven years old and above, he or she will be...

Read full story
Funny story: The Disappearance of J.K. Rowling

The Disappearance of J.K. Rowling

Ever since J.K. Rowling announced the release date for her seventh book of July 21, 2007, she has disappeared and drop from public view. Now her web site has gone down and her home in Edinburgh, Scotland is for sale and empty. No one has seen or inte...

Read full story
Funny story: Harry Potter star Radcliffe dumped as Equus show bombs

Harry Potter star Radcliffe dumped as Equus show bombs

London - (Ass Mess): The West End stage show Equus is closing early in June and leading actor Daniel Radcliffe has been dumped after audiences said that the sex scenes were faked.

Read full story
Funny story: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...

Read full story
Funny story: JK Rowling GOOD! Harry Potter BAD!

JK Rowling GOOD! Harry Potter BAD!

This reporter was wrong about JK Rowling (I WANT MISCHA BARTON BACK BITCH!) JK is a kind sweet generous person who would have loved to save Harry Potter from his tragic death but incriminating (FAKE) eveidence shows Harry Potter beating babies and stealing candy whilst JK frolocks through a meadow giving banana cake to children.

Read full story
Funny story: Harry Potter to Command a Starship

Harry Potter to Command a Starship

Not the wizard boy who went to Hogwarts. It is most of the children actors who went to Hogwarts movie set. This will be the 12th movie that Paramount Pictures will be making. Dan Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Matthew Lewis, Evanna Lynch, Tom...

Read full story
Funny story: Harry Potter to be Killed off in Book Seven

Harry Potter to be Killed off in Book Seven

The release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is on July 21, 2007. An employee from the book's publishers has leaked to the press that the book will end in a big disaster. The two characters the J. K Rowling wants to kill off are Harry Pott...

Read full story
Funny story: Powerade to release new energy drink "Potterade"

Powerade to release new energy drink "Potterade"

Popular energy drink Powerade has signed a deal with Wanker Bros and J.K. Rowling in the next three Harry Potter and the films instead of drinking Butterbeer the Rowling creation they will be drinking Powerade.

Read full story
Funny story: Harry Potter and the Death Hole

Harry Potter and the Death Hole

J.K. Rowling author of the unusually popular Harry Potter series held a press conference in London to talk about the plot of Harry Potter and the Death Hole. The story centres around Harry Fucker-...Potter? are you sure? it says Fucker on my sheet...BILLY! IT'S NOT FUNNY I WILL KICK YOUR WHITE ASS! Harry POTTER and his friends Hermione Grazer-...Granger? no way but...BILLLY! Hermione GRANGER a...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more