JK Rowling GOOD! Harry Potter BAD!

Funny story written by Ace Ventura

Wednesday, 18 April 2007

This reporter was wrong about JK Rowling (I WANT MISCHA BARTON BACK BITCH!) JK is a kind sweet generous person who would have loved to save Harry Potter from his tragic death but incriminating (FAKE) eveidence shows Harry Potter beating babies and stealing candy whilst JK frolocks through a meadow giving banana cake to children.

JK who this morning after Harry Potter was incinerated sold Potter Inc to Kamakkaazi Enterpirses their slogan "If you die we die!" JK claims that because she is such a sweet old lady she cant keep running Potter Inc.

JK will continue writing books about obviously gay pre-teens and their weird fetish's of wands and and man-horses's and school girls in tight mini skirts and small jumpers well this reporter says he can't wait for the great lady's next book


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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