Washington DC: There is a great amount of "insurgency" in the "Golden State" as various groups prepare to do battle to preserve their way of life and/or involve themselves in other's lives. Troops are needed to keep illegal American immigrants fro...
Tired of supposedly being the most powerful man in the world? Fed up with doing nothing for month after month except for making short meaningless speeches to fill up the news? Then why not take an air cruise with Obama Airways, the world's newest airline. Marvel as your jet flies all the way to England, where you can relax for a day in London, relax as nobody has the slightest interest in who y...
President and Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack O'Bama in a surprise move, refused to sign an international anti-landmine treaty. The treaty, if implemented would ban production, stockpiling and placement of landmines by all countries. The President w...
Lucy Van Pelt held President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize only a few feet from Mr. Obama but just as he reached for it, she snatched it back, causing the President to fall flat on his ass. "You blockhead! You bumped our show when you're on the TV eve...
Rome, Italy / Yet Another F-ing Affair - This EU country was turned on it's collective head today, when President Silvio Berlusconi, terminated the trial of accused murderess Amanda Knox, granted her a full pardon after a secret meeting, and appoin...
The F.D.A. (Food and Drug Administration) has approved the addition of toe jam to school lunch menus and it will replace strawberry and grape jelly as the preferred ingredient in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The government agency made the ann...
In a surprise pick that has his political buddies nodding their heads in agreement, President Barack Obama has named Tiger Woods as head of the Department of Transportation. With Senate Leader Harry Reid and House Spokesperson Nancy Pelosi along...
World leaders have come together today to discuss where to go with the policies on climate change. The meeting has taken place ahead of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change in Copenhagen next week. The meeting was held in p...
Here is the real 44th American President's inauguration speech, now revealed under the Freedom of Information Act, and because there is no more satire in this website: 'My fellow Americans and illegal immigrants, I thank President Bush for his stand-up routine, it had the world in stitches. Now let's just forget I'm from Hawaii, which is as about as American as China is, and let's just keep...
Chinese President Hu Jintao promised American President, Barack Obama today that he would send 100,000 terracotta troops to help the NATO forces fight terrorism in Afghanistan. The soldiers, which vary in height from 6 ft. to 6 ft. 5 in., will be shi...
Pop singer Barack 'Token' Obama today released his latest single 'President On Mars?', and this is a preview of the lyrics: 'It's a pitiful small affair For the man with the frizzly hair But his mommy has said 'now let's go To America, that sad freak show' But the show was nowhere to be seen Now he lives in a sunken dream For the news that is doctored too And he's hooked to the colored...
In a speech before West Point Cadets, President Barack "Barracks" Obama outlined his strategy for a Taliban take over of Afghanistan, to begin as early as 2012. Obama promises a smooth transition to Taliban rule of the country, starting with a sta...
Abraham Lincoln was the first president to have his picture taken. The widely distributed photograph created the first presidential image consultant of the modern era. A little girl, whose suggestion that he would look better that way, led him to gre...
NEW YORK CITY - President Obama's speech on the troop buildup in Afghanistan preempted the annual showing of A Charlie Brown Christmas, which is the second most watched Christmas special next to It's A Wonderful Life. And the preempting caused qui...
Three different prisons have reported major riots during the night after President Barack Obama bumped The Charlie Brown Christmas Special Tuesday night. Up to nine others reported burned mattresses, stopped up commodes with running water across t...
President Obama tonight bottled it. He gave a very eloquent speech but he still bottled it. Essentially what he was telling the citizens of the free world was that the United States could no longer afford to wage war in Afghanistan. The cost...
Earlier today the White House held a press conference where press secretary Robert Gibbs announced that president Barrack Obama would be resigning. Gibbs went on to say that president Obama did not want to make the announcement but could not avoid r...
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