President Sets Timetable For Taliban Takeover

Funny story written by Adam Click

Thursday, 3 December 2009

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Work continues on Afghani infrastructure that will enable a smooth transition to Taliban rule in 2012.

In a speech before West Point Cadets, President Barack "Barracks" Obama outlined his strategy for a Taliban take over of Afghanistan, to begin as early as 2012.

Obama promises a smooth transition to Taliban rule of the country, starting with a staged deployment of an insufficient number of U.S. troops, whose sole duty will be to observe an under-funded and under-manned Afghani Army try to fight off a well funded and entrenched terrorist presence.

"While deploying this small number of soldiers will do nothing to enhance security here at home and around the world, it will serve to make the Taliban more comfortable in their role as anarchists and terrorists." the president intoned to a sleepy crowd of cadets.

"We will see to it that everything they need will be in place by the time we withdraw and they take over. Therefore I have signed orders tonight that American money be used to improve infrastructure and weaken the current government in anticipation of the Taliban's eventual brutal tyranny. Let the word go forth, from this day on, that America will stop at nothing to see that petty dictators and brutal thugs will have free reign in the free world."

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