President Obama to Send 30,000 Troops to California

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

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Washington DC: There is a great amount of "insurgency" in the "Golden State" as various groups prepare to do battle to preserve their way of life and/or involve themselves in other's lives.

Troops are needed to keep illegal American immigrants from crossing into Mexico to live and to relocate their businesses, thus avoiding California's high tax rates. A similar situation exists on the Nevada, Arizona and Oregon borders.

Troops are needed to enforce new federal government regulations requiring the wearing of seatbelts when driving light off-the-road vehicles.

Troops are needed to keep Central Valley farmers and rabid environmentalists from fighting over irrigation water, that the EPA has designated a habitat for the endangered Delta Smelt.

Troops are needed to keep the warring green environmentalists and the habitat environmentalists from fighting over solar cell farms or protecting desert creatures.

Troops are needed to keep the warring green environmentalists and the avian environmentalists from fighting over windmill farms or protecting migrating birds from the blades.

President Obama plans to spend several months talking with the generals to decide if counter-insurgency troops or trainers in "political correctness" can solve the problems. The exit strategy is to have the troops quietly leave before California self destructs.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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