Jennifer Thompson, the 'bit-on-the-side' in the Wayne Rooney scandal, has spoken publicly for the first time about her romps with the Manchester United and England star, and has said she doesn't know what all the fuss is about. Speaking in an inte...
At first glance, footballer Wayne Rooney and golfer Tiger Woods may not seem to have that much in common, but their recent excursions into the dark and gloomy world of prostitution show that the old adage still rings true, and that two great minds do...
As the UK is rocked by yet another scandal involving a footballer and a prostitute, Skoob Sports News elected to send our sports correspondent Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) out to smell some rats. Following revelations about Wayne Rooney p...
Alarums at Lancaster Gate today as it was revealed that Wayne Rooney, England's star baldy nutted scouse striker was spotted yodelling about Bolton benefit scrounging hooker Jennifer Thompson to a lonely goatherd ahead of England's crucial Euro quali...
England boss Fabio Capello says Wayne Rooney will play in Tuesday's Euro 2012 qualifier in Switzerland, despite allegations about his private life. In the mean time, it is rumoured that Roman Polanski will be putting the young striker through a gr...
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In the aftermath of the sex allegations surrounding Wayne Rooney and following a tip-off, police have swooped on the Rooney's £4.5 million Cheshire mansion, allegedly confiscating a hoard of pornographic material. The material is said to include,...
Jennifer Thompson, the party-girl turned prostitute at the centre of the ongoing Rooney scandal, has made further revelations about her fling with the Manchester United and England striker today. Thompson, a 21 year-old slapper from Bolton, confes...
Fabio Capello always knew Rooney liked a bit on the side, but a right swinger was not always available. 'His trouble' said the England manager 'is that he can easily stray offside. His brain appears to be between his legs.' This startling discover...
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has crashed into the headlines once more this morning after it was revealed that the woman with whom he has been carrying on a passionate extra-marital affair was his very own grandma. Rooney, a 'vital cog' i...
Insiders say that Wayne Rooney has been left with little option other than to consort with prostitutes and ladies of the night in order to alleviate severe symptoms of hay fever. Leaping to the defence of the baldy scouse 'Once a blue forever a Ma...
That's right sportsfans, following today's so called 'exclusive' revelations in The Mail and elsewhere that Wayne Rooney has been smashing the granny out of Manchester call girls for a couple of years now - including one called Jennifer Thompson aka...
Oh dear, Wayne, we expected better... So said Skoob News Sports correspondent and part time caretaker, Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) of Salford University near Portsmouth this morning. "Seems like Wazza's graduated from Granny shagging...
Wayne Rooney has revealed why he was so miserable in South Africa (it wasn't the vuvuzelas either), he didn't miss Coleen his pregnant wife, he missed his £1K a night Hooker! As the nation waited for Roon to perform in South Africa his mind and hi...
I can reveal that £100,000-a-week Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney is furious that his childhood sweetheart and girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin has left him for me. Coleen is fed up with Rooney's lying and cheating and dalliances with prostitut...
Yes, that's right, it's another exclusive and another two fingers up at the legal establishment for issuing yet another nefarious injunction on behalf of yet another classless footballing multi-millionaire scrote... I am delighted to reveal that...
Och! There was a day of joyous celebration for little-fancied Scottish Premier League side Inverness Caledoian Thistle yesterday, as they romped to a 4-0 away victory over Dundee United, with Adam Rooney helping himself to a brace of lovely goals.
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