Paddy McSodabread, the Irish state Emperor, this morning declared war with the Vatican city after demands for retribution from the Catholic community prompted decisive and swift action from their government. The Pope responded to the declaration o...
The Greeks suffered a major blow in the Trojan War last night after losing one of their most famous heroes, Achilles, to an injury similar to that suffered by David Beckham in AC Milan's victory over Chievo. The incident happened after the big Gre...
The US administration were struggling to explain how one of its largest armoured divisions had completely razed the Iranian capital, despite the official line still being that diplomacy was the sole agenda with Iran. In an emergency address to the na...
Latest research from the University of Camberwick has shown that people over the age of 85 are more likely to start a serious world war than people half their age. In a paper published in "Which War" Magazine, top scientists claim that out of 5000...
A leaked memo today revealed plans by Gordon Brown to engineer a second Falklands War between the UK and Argentina, in order to boost his ratings before the up-coming election. It is widely believed Mr Brown will face almost certain defeat unless som...
Bertie Basset knows that it takes Allsorts to make a World but it still does not put him of being one of the worlds most outspoken critics against war. Bertie points out that evil arms dealers make billions of dollars from war by selling arms to both...
US and Allied Forces in Afghanistan have begun initial actions to initiate the next phase of US President Barack Obama's new counter insurgency (COIN) operations plan by announcing it to the enemy. Under the new plan, announcing what, when, where,...
The children's sleepover staple since 1967 now comes in hot pink, an edition released two years ago that gets tweens to call on "spirits" to spell out answers to life's pressing questions. It's designed for young girls ages 8 and older, to ask th...
Conspiracy theorists are claiming that the planes that hit the two towers in the 911 incident were drones operated by pilots who could have been hundreds of miles away. Americans are using drones at present in warfare. They are launched near areas...
CAMEL DROPPINGS, Iran - The Iranian Minister of War has confirmed, previously unconfirmed reports, that yes, it is a fact that his country plans on invading France on Feb. 11, 2010. When the French government heard the news, they immediately began...
While the world is preoccupied with the talk of the illegal war in Iraq news has reached us that there was nearly another illegal war caused by a misunderstanding between former President George Bush and Condoleezza Rice the former American Secretary...
The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...
The Taliban are using computer games to train their 'soldiers' in the art of war. It was alleged that PC flight simulator games were used to train the would be pilots who attacked the World Trade Center in New York, so it was no surprise when mili...
Anti war protesters are furious that the so called Iraq Inquiry is a whitewash as the panel has absolutely no power to take any action against anyone deemed to be at fault in any event each and every one on the panel are known supporters of Blair and...
Copenhagen,Denmark-Without a single shot being exchanged, President Obama has surrendered his authority, and the sovereignty of the United States, to the Danish Government, in the form of the Royal Guard. The elite military force had been assigne...
The Irish Government is today,EU rules permitting,expected to declare war on France.It will be a wildly popular move amongst a financially, emotionally and psychologically traumatized Irish people. The road to war has been inevitable since Wednesd...
As the furious backclash continued over the 'hastilly-scrawlled letter' written by Gordon Brown to a grieving mum, some high-profile figures were sugesting that Brown should lose his job. Jacqui James, whose son Jamie was killed in an explotion wh...
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