Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

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Millions dead mean millions of pounds for the arms dealers

Bertie Basset knows that it takes Allsorts to make a World but it still does not put him of being one of the worlds most outspoken critics against war. Bertie points out that evil arms dealers make billions of dollars from war by selling arms to both sides.

It is common knowledge that arms were sold to the Taliban supposedly so that they could fight against the Russian invaders but now these same weapons are being used against American and British soldiers who are using weapons sold to their respective governments by the same evil weapon manufacturers.

Bertie was in Weeping Basset today where the official war dead are brought back but he has made the astonishing claim that the war dead numbers are ten times the figure they actually tell us about and the same goes for those that are seriously injured in battle the true figures are being hidden but because hospitals are struggling to cope we might get the truth eventually.

Always remember the truth is out there.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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