HAMA SAMWICH, SAUDI ARABIA (Spoof Wire Service) Sources within the official news agency for such groups as Hamaas and Al Qaeda have confirmed that plans are in the works to turn the Islamic news agency into a 24-hour Islamo-Porn cable TV franchise.
It has been revealed that The Global Pizza Delivery Guys' Union is to pursue a case through the courts claiming royalty payments from the adult movie industry internationally. A spokesman for the union told us: "There's pizza delivery guys in e...
Hajarin, Yemen -- A Web posting early yesterday attributed to Osama bin Laden, has claimed responsibility for several terror attacks throughout the world. The website also has connections to some of the hottest lesbo-action sites on the internet for...
Now we all know that bankers cannot be trusted and that they spend investors money as if it was their own, we forgive them for that. We have also forgiven them (nearly) for causing the global financial meltdown, forcing banks to go bankrupt, compa...
Up-and-coming porn starlet Corrine Hard was rapidly becoming a household name until she received a summons to appear before a Congressional Grand Jury to testify about her alleged use of performance enhancing drugs. Hard, a former yoga instructor,...
Keen to show that they're as on the ball as ever, a British hardcore porn movie production company has already started production of a spoof porn flick loosely based on the soccer sex scandal. Managing Director of BangEmOutSharpish Films, Albert L...
After the resounding success of Avatar in 3D the first 3D porno film is about to be "ejaculated" upon the world. Tino Brass, Italien director of flop Caligula is making a 3D porno version of the film. In its original it was plain porno, now with 3...
Wickedpeter, the adult encyclopedia operating from Effingham, Illinois, is having a hard time getting it's site on the internet. "First we have to learn what we could and could not say on our site and that slows us down", stated Rod Hammerer, edit...
Spoons, Washington - Spoons High School (SHS) students are divided over the school board's decision to pull the Merriam-Webster dictionary from classrooms after a complaint that the book contains material that is unsuitable for minors. According to...
Pet Perfect Products Inc., Tells consumers that movies are available made especially to keep dogs occupied while you are away. "Dogs at Play" is about groups of dogs barking and running and playing and chasing a ball. Advertising says "Your do...
With the announcement last week of all porn sites withdrawing there content from the internet, it seems the Super Information Highway has become a wasteland. The enormous gap left by the content being deleted has been "impossible to fill" says loc...
San Francisco CA: SFPD vice officers raided a computer service center owned by a computer geek named Mr. Newsom. When the police first entered the shop they found Mr. Newsom was playing with a dongle. There were various sizes of used floppy's lay...
Following the lead of blockbuster 'Avatar', now with over $500M banked in just a few short weeks in the midst of a global recession, a group of Follywood Porn Promoters have come out with a complete 3D Home Porno Entertainment Center which they are...
Some New Year's revelers who knew they were too sodded to drive, tried to call for a tow home as promised in ads all over the local television news. Instead the callers who needed help in getting home got relayed to a pornography number. "I got...
The baby boom generation may soon have the geriatric porn they have been begging for in a movie remake of a very popular 1970's porn flick. The movie is said to start production next month deep in the Florida everglades. Secret sources report the...
Debbie DeLightful, the legendary hard core porn actress continued her US publicity tour by visiting Dallas, Texas. Addressing a crowd of conspiracy theorists in Dealey Plaza, standing on a grassy knoll, she announced that she was really glad to ge...
Porn star Holly Sampson, the latest in a long line of alleged Tiger Woods 'conquests' was today revealed as the leading lady in a host of adult movies. The 36 year old porn star, who featured in movies such as, 'Bound For Trouble' and 'Descent Int...
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