New "Wickedpeter" Site Hard To Get On

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Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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Wickedpeter, the adult encyclopedia operating from Effingham, Illinois, is having a hard time getting it's site on the internet.

"First we have to learn what we could and could not say on our site and that slows us down", stated Rod Hammerer, editor of the new site.

"Even though we say it is for adults only and have installed a blocker, we're still getting refusals on the terms we use."

Hammerer went on to explain that even communication with the overseer of these adult sites could not be precise because so many words have double meanings today, like *****, ****** ****** and buns.

"There, it makes you pull your ****** ****** out!"

The key problem for the new site will be advertising it. Hammerer stated that they have tried twelve different ads and eleven were objected to, while the other one is still in limbo.

"How the ******* are we going to ***** ***** on the site if we can't tell the ******** potential customers what is on it?"

"See, I can't even ******* ***** the ***** ***** here!"

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