Australian banker caught "porno-ing" it on TV!

Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 4 February 2010

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Banker caught looking at porno causes global scandal, they are human after all!!!

Now we all know that bankers cannot be trusted and that they spend investors money as if it was their own, we forgive them for that.

We have also forgiven them (nearly) for causing the global financial meltdown, forcing banks to go bankrupt, companies to go broke, governments to bail them out with tax-payers money, rocketing unemployment, house re-possessions, etc.

In fact we nearly forgave our bankers for nearly every crime and misdemeanor that they perpetrated until this latest scandal rocked the finance planet once more:

An Australian banker was caught on TV watching porno on his computer screen and acting like a normal male testeroneous human being!

This scandal has rocked the world of finance because everybody thought bankers are just a bunch of corrupt aliens who only know one thing, ripping off the human race!

After this scandal it proves that they are HUMAN after all.

The global banking control body is now controlling all international bankers about their levels of "HUMANNESS" and promises that any banker caught with high levels of human genetic behaviour patterns (i.e. wanking over hot Bimbos on the internet) will be immediately replaced by corrupt programmed robots!

No fear of them "COCKING" it up!

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