Police Break Up Computer Porn Ring

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Saturday, 16 January 2010

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San Francisco CA: SFPD vice officers raided a computer service center owned by a computer geek named Mr. Newsom.

When the police first entered the shop they found Mr. Newsom was playing with a dongle. There were various sizes of used floppy's laying around the shop, as the hard drive had crashed and some of the software was Microsoft. The owner readily admitted he was using Verizon FIOS, which is very big.

The vice officers also found Hot Mail being employed and that hot swapping was going on with mother/daughter boards. The owner said he was well connected, when a number of male and female devices were found plugged into the rear of suspicious looking appliances.

The officer's warrants allow them to transport back to headquarters a bevy of confiscated equipment, which remains to be identified as being pornographic.

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