A gynecologist in Reno, Nevada recently purchased a Civil War commemorative cannonball for $14 at a local flea market. He figured that he would put it on the table in the waiting room of his clinic, where it would be a nice conversation piece.
Senior writer Bijou Sihouette, of The San Francisco Nightly Herald Newspaper, provides an update on the Mama Llama forest fire that continues to ravage northern California. The ferocious blaze, which was triggered by an unfortunate incident involving…
Ipso Facto News Agency writer Sinclair Petaluma brings an action-packed report of the daring capture of a cartel submarine off the coast of Redondo Beach by US Drug Enforcement agents. According to a DEA spokesperson, federal agents successfully i…
Moscow was rocked to its core when a 6.9 earthquake hit Russia's capitol city at 2:59 am. The Kremlin reported that 37 portraits of President Vladimir Nikita Putin were knocked off the wall and landed on the imported Italian marble floor. The K…
Tri-Moon Pictures reports that the recently released sequel to "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit" has broken box office ticket sales for the summer. The movie sequel is titled "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit Rescheduled." Tinsel Town movie critic…
In a shocking revelation, Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart unveils the surprising decision of the King to put the historic Windsor Castle up for sale. The King explained to Miss Tart, the 954-year-old castle is facing an array of challenges…
Sportsapalooza sports writer Pia Confetti had a front-row seat at the Miami Marlins vs. Boston Red Sox game, witnessing a remarkable display of power and precision. Miss Confetti, a longtime acquaintance of Marlins' majority owner Bruce "Shermy" S…
There is no doubt in any member of the Kardashian family, their fans, or their relatives that the eldest K-girl, (Kim) is head-over-heels-in-love with her matador boyfriend, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho. Kim has spent over $70,000 having billboards…
The Twickenham Times Telegram Newspaper's intrepid reporter, Tango Brisket, provides a unique glimpse into the valiant exploits of the 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment during his six-month embedded assignment. Brisket's observations underscore t…
New Leaf Press has just released a book that reveals that the legendary Robin Hood, an English outlaw, who stole from the rich and gave to the poor, was in actuality very lousy with the bow and arrow. The book is titled "Straight As An Arrow? 'Fra…
Hollywood Vis-a-Vis writer Ursula Sassafras, has just announced that two of today's hottest Latinas, Jennifer Lopez and Pretzel Garibaldi will soon be starring in a Tri-Moon Films motion picture. Prepare for "The Rodeo Drive Rodeo Queens," where t…
Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle writes that the queen of reality shows, Kate Gosselin and the lead singer with Aerosmith, Steven Tyler have rekindled their love affair. The two lovebirds have had an off and on, off and on, tempestuo…
A report in the "The Manchester Morning Mill Magazine," reveals the truth behind the medieval monarch, King Arthur. Esteemed historian Cutter Shiloh, has discovered the legendary King Arthur, fondly nicknamed Artie by his great grandmother Iola, w…
The American Movie Guild has just announced that the X-rated dental instructional video, "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit," has now been banned in 17 states and 41 countries due to its unconventional and explicit dental content. The 2021 educationa…
Anheuser-Busch is delighted to announce that the supposed backlash and boycott of their popular beer, Bud Light, turned out to be short-lived. According to Curtis Steambush, the sales director for the "Clydesdale Company," many self-proclaimed boy…
The True Dat News Agency reports that a Camden landscaping company has just discovered the existence of a hidden moat at Windsor Castle. The moat, concealed beneath layers of grass, brush, tree limbs, and a surprising number deceased insects for o…
Pico de Gallo, who covered March Madness for his publication The Sports Bet Gazette, has learned from the dean of Oregon State that his school will not be participating in the 2024 March Madness extravaganza. Dean Sherman F. Silverrust told Mr. de…
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