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Funny story: "I Love My Government" Says George Soros

"I Love My Government" Says George Soros

WASHINGTON, DC - George Soros gave a surprising endorsement of Washington, DC politics during an interview concerning the weak condition of the American economy. Instead of being critical of the Democrat-controlled Congress and Executive Branch, he u...

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Funny story: Obama Helpless to "Plug that 'Ho" as Pelosi Popularity Oozes to New Low: Matches BP's in States!

Obama Helpless to "Plug that 'Ho" as Pelosi Popularity Oozes to New Low: Matches BP's in States!

As the November mid term Tsunami threatens to swamp the Democratic agenda, President Obama has a new crisis of epic proportions on his hands; House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has suffered a startling implosion causing her popularity to sink to the level of...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: " Pelosi's Eyes Look Like Two Piss-Holes In Snow Bank."

Sarah Palin: " Pelosi's Eyes Look Like Two Piss-Holes In Snow Bank."

In a Tea Party meeting in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, an inspired Sarah Palin, when asked if she thought Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had undergone recent Botox treatment, she responded: "The raccoon look must be the newest rage in San Francisco. To q...

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Funny story: Fruits, Nuts and Vegetables To Meet With President

Fruits, Nuts and Vegetables To Meet With President

Congressional leaders representing their respective constituencies are meeting with the President today. The Fruits, led by Barney Frank, the Nuts by Nancy Pelosi and the Vegetables, who claim Nevada Senator Harry Reid as their leader, are expected...

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Funny story: Democrats Plan Nancy Pelosi's Going-Away Party

Democrats Plan Nancy Pelosi's Going-Away Party

WASHINGTON, DC - House Majority Leader, Steny Hoyer is planning a huge party to celebrate Nancy Pelosi's departure as Speaker of the House. The party will be held in Washington DC on Halloween, October 31. The party will be a costume party and all...

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Funny story: Wicked Witch of the West Files Lawsuit Against Nancy Pelosi

Wicked Witch of the West Files Lawsuit Against Nancy Pelosi

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - John Dennis (R-CA) has portrayed Nancy Pelosi as The Wizard of Oz's Wicked Witch of the West in a new video ad. Dennis is running for Pelosi's seat in the House of Representatives. When the real Wicked Witch of the West was app...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Teachers blame 'lay offs' On Refusal to Prescribe Viagra In Benifits Package!

Wisconsin Teachers blame 'lay offs' On Refusal to Prescribe Viagra In Benifits Package!

A teachers union in Madison, WI, has blamed county officials for 'lay offs' as the officials have denied prescription drugs for erectile dysfunction as part of the free health care plan in the Union Contract costing almost $1m per year! The educa...

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Funny story: Polls indicate Nancy Pelosi lags behind dog crap

Polls indicate Nancy Pelosi lags behind dog crap

Pollsters sampling of likely voters indicated that speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was "less favorable a candidate than a fecal discharge from a wire haired terrier." Pollsters compared Pelosi to various other candidates, film actors, cartoo…

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Funny story: PHIL Dedicated on Alcatraz Island

PHIL Dedicated on Alcatraz Island

San Francisco CA: The Pelosi Home for Incurable Liberals (PHIL) located on Alcatraz Island was dedicated today by the new Republican US President and California's Republican Governor. Alcatraz Island was employed as a military prison in 1850, bec...

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Funny story: West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, 92, discovered to be slightly dead

West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, 92, discovered to be slightly dead

West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, 92, was discovered dead in his Senate seat yesterday, explaining his recent string of abstentions when votes were taken but leaving open the age-old question of precisely how to determine a dead Senator from a live one...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Nancy Pelosi?

Paris Hilton Is Nancy Pelosi?

Life's A Bitch Films announced shooting is about to begin on a new film and that Paris Hilton will portray the title character believed to be based on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. The major Hollywood feature film is tentatively entitled Spe...

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Funny story: "I'm Trying To Think, But Nothing Happens": The Three Stoogettes From California, Pelosi, Feinstein And Boxer

"I'm Trying To Think, But Nothing Happens": The Three Stoogettes From California, Pelosi, Feinstein And Boxer

Today, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer opened up a three prong attack against America. Resorting to tactics first used back in the 1930's by Larry, Moe and Curly of the Three Stooges, their present day counterparts, Nancy, Diane an...

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Funny story: Pelosi Stalker Claims Calls Were a Simple Mistake

Pelosi Stalker Claims Calls Were a Simple Mistake

A northern California man who was arrested for making threatening phone calls to the speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi, claims he was simply trying to order a Polish delicacy. Though the still unnamed man made several calls to Ms. Pelosi, using o...

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Funny story: White House Reviews Castro's Cuba, Likes What It Sees!

White House Reviews Castro's Cuba, Likes What It Sees!

The Obama administration has been watching film after film of how Fidel Castro saved his island home from greedy millionaires and made it a Paradise for the working man, if they had jobs. "We think we are capable of doing the same thing here where...

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Funny story: DEMS Point Proudly to Rep. Alcee Hastings to Prove Criminal Rehab Really Does Work!

DEMS Point Proudly to Rep. Alcee Hastings to Prove Criminal Rehab Really Does Work!

Following the tumultuous celebration in the White House commemorating America's entrance into the Third World, White House leaders pointed out another of their achievements by feting impeached Federal Judge Alcee Hastings as "Come Back Player of th...

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Funny story: Empress Pelosy of Witzenborg to Visit the United States

Empress Pelosy of Witzenborg to Visit the United States

Witzenborg: Her royal highness the Queen of Witzenborg announced that her daughter Empress Pelosy will be visiting the White House and Capitol Hill in Washington DC in April 2010. A spokesman for the queen further indicated the visit by the empres...

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Funny story: Cougar Mauls 13 y.o. Boy at Zoo. Pelosi in Critical Condition

Cougar Mauls 13 y.o. Boy at Zoo. Pelosi in Critical Condition

A 13 year old boy was attacked in the bathroom of a local D.C. zoo by an aged and disoriented cougar. The boy, his identity is being withheld to protect him from Barney Frank, is in good condition but the same can not be said for Nancy Pelosi. "Oh...

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