WASHINGTON, DC - House Majority Leader, Steny Hoyer is planning a huge party to celebrate Nancy Pelosi's departure as Speaker of the House.
The party will be held in Washington DC on Halloween, October 31. The party will be a costume party and all invitees are requested to wear Wizard of Oz costumes. Ms. Pelosi has not been invited.
Ms. Pelosi was disappointed that she was not invited to her own going-away party, but understood that her peers could not afford, politically, to be seen with the humiliated soon-to-be-ex-Speaker." When asked if she had any parting remarks, Ms. Pelosi screeched "I'll get you my pretties!". She then hopped on her broom and flew into the sunset...
