Witzenborg: Her royal highness the Queen of Witzenborg announced that her daughter Empress Pelosy will be visiting the White House and Capitol Hill in Washington DC in April 2010.
A spokesman for the queen further indicated the visit by the empress will be both a business and pleasure trip. The business portion of the trip includes asking King Obama I for a loan to subsidize the industries of Witzenborg, allow Witzenborg to join NATO and investigate if the new USA health care plan can work in Witzenborg .
The pleasure portion of the trip is to visit Empress Pelosy's half sister, House Speaker Pelosi. It seems the late King of Witzenborg had a dalliance with the Countess of Botoxia. Thus, House Speaker Pelosi is only a Half-Wit. The empress would also like to return to Witzenborg with a rich American husband, before King Obama I tax them all out of existence!
