Empress Pelosy of Witzenborg to Visit the United States

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Thursday, 25 March 2010

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Witzenborg: Her royal highness the Queen of Witzenborg announced that her daughter Empress Pelosy will be visiting the White House and Capitol Hill in Washington DC in April 2010.

A spokesman for the queen further indicated the visit by the empress will be both a business and pleasure trip. The business portion of the trip includes asking King Obama I for a loan to subsidize the industries of Witzenborg, allow Witzenborg to join NATO and investigate if the new USA health care plan can work in Witzenborg .

The pleasure portion of the trip is to visit Empress Pelosy's half sister, House Speaker Pelosi. It seems the late King of Witzenborg had a dalliance with the Countess of Botoxia. Thus, House Speaker Pelosi is only a Half-Wit. The empress would also like to return to Witzenborg with a rich American husband, before King Obama I tax them all out of existence!

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