Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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Fruits, Nuts and Vegetables

Congressional leaders representing their respective constituencies are meeting with the President today. The Fruits, led by Barney Frank, the Nuts by Nancy Pelosi and the Vegetables, who claim Nevada Senator Harry Reid as their leader, are expected to discuss the Tea Party uprising that is siphoning off voters.

These three groups who, by and large, make up the Democrat Party, are hyperventilating because change is not happening fast enough to satisfy them. The Fruits are pissed because they still can't get married and the military won't accept them unconditionally. The Nuts continue to play their shell game; spending more money than is collected by the Treasury. And the Vegetables have been uprooted by Tea Party candidates who have taken over the Republican Party.

You can be sure that America's Fruits, Nuts and Vegetables will be watching for signs of the changes that might turn the tide for them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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