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Funny story: No gain, no pain

No gain, no pain

Jesus Da Pinta, the former drugs lord-turned-spiritual advisor, has appealed to West Midlands County Council to 'surrender or die' in his long-running dispute over housing benefit.

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Funny story: Immigration Laws to Change!

Immigration Laws to Change!

The British Government have adopted an idea to ease the disgruntled public who are increasingly concerned with high immigration levels.

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Funny story: This Land Is My Land

This Land Is My Land

The anti-immigration militia group "Patriots Against Immigration and Naturalization" (PAIN) have released their version of the song "This Land is Our Land" called "This Land is My Land".

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Funny story: Get ready for National Stand Still Day

Get ready for National Stand Still Day

The Home Office has launched plans for a National Stand Still Day next month so it can properly count the number of foreign immigrants in the UK.

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Funny story: Being Oppressed in a Sweatshop Declared a Federal Offense!

Being Oppressed in a Sweatshop Declared a Federal Offense!

The US of A is the country with the most prisoners and the most undocumented immigrants. It has now become the country with the most undocumented immigrant prisoners. US Immigration and Naturalization has declared working in a sweatshop a federal cri...

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Funny story: Jesus a Little Freaked-Out by Everyone Constantly Cursing Him

Jesus a Little Freaked-Out by Everyone Constantly Cursing Him

EL PASO, TX - For many recent immigrants, America is a land of hope and opportunity. For some, though, it can be strange and confusing. Jesus Gomez is one of the latter, as the new resident of El Paso has noticed a disturbing trend among his new fe...

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Funny story: Mexican man still wishes to live in United States

Mexican man still wishes to live in United States

(Tijuana, Mexico), Enrique Gonzales, a 33 year old Mexican laborer, says he would still like to live in the United States even though his country now has a higher standard of living.

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Funny story: Smoking Ban Forces Smokers to Go To Hell.

Smoking Ban Forces Smokers to Go To Hell.

It has become apparent that by the time everything is all said and done, smokers will only have one place to go. Oh, sure we could make for a mass immigration to other countries, but America is like a woman, she will force everyone to see her point of view. Which means eventually, just to shut her up, all the other countries will ban smoking as well. That means the only safe place left for us smok...

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Funny story: ID Cards - Free Gifts For Terrorists

ID Cards - Free Gifts For Terrorists

Home Secretary Jacqueline Bouvier Smith is today unveiling new plans for identity cards that will provide fantastic new opportunities for identity fraudsters and free gifts for terrorists.

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Funny story: Immigrants Stealing British Workers Jobs

Immigrants Stealing British Workers Jobs

Home secretary Jacqui Smith faced embarrassing questions in the House yesterday after her claim that the majority of jobs created since Labour came to power in 1997 had been filled by home grown British Workers was disproved by figures released by th...

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Funny story: Now More Foreigners Than Brits In UK

Now More Foreigners Than Brits In UK

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has said in a statement in the Commons that there are many more dirty filthy foreigners living in the UK, than there are fine upstanding pure white Anglo Saxons, says a bl...

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Funny story: Home Office Not Sure How Many Immigrant Workers In U.K- Ballpark Figure Only

Home Office Not Sure How Many Immigrant Workers In U.K- Ballpark Figure Only

The Government was forced to apologise today for getting its figures on immigration wrong.

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Funny story: Immigrants to face English test so they can understand Jade Goody

Immigrants to face English test so they can understand Jade Goody

Gordon Brown is expected to announce today that all skilled workers entering the UK will have to have the equivalent of at least a grade C standard in English language GCSE before they are to be allowed to work in the country.

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi proclaims "let my criminals go!"

Nancy Pelosi proclaims "let my criminals go!"

Washington D.C. (CNN) - Following the logic of the "path to citizenship" for illegal immigrants Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and Harry Reid have proposed legislation to free most of the criminals in American prisons today.

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Funny story: Migrants 'throwing a lifeline' to UK economy

Migrants 'throwing a lifeline' to UK economy

Migrant workers last year earned higher wages than their British counterparts, worked harder, offered much-needed skills, paid more in taxes than they used in public services, and contributed £10 billion to the nation's economic growth, a Home Of...

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Funny story: Polish Now UK's Second Most-Spoken Language

Polish Now UK's Second Most-Spoken Language

A Home Office study of all languages spoken in Britain, has determined that Polish is the second most-spoken language in the UK. Punjabi, naturally, was the most widely-spoken, with English in third place. The study, which found that there are...

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Funny story: Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.

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